Dream and space wizard

*moving expired potions from the shelf labeled Healing to the shelf labeled Poisons*

I feel like witches are sedentary and wizards are migratory. A witch has a home, a cauldron, herbs, you go to them with your problem. A wizard wanders, disappears, shows up at inconvenient times to fix nothing. am i making sense

Wizards have towers though

you get it

i love being sober and talking to drunk people at parties cause i asked a guy “if you were a wizard what kind of spells would you cast” and i know he wasnt lying when he said “summon creatures”

When did we all start accepting the wizard rp as a regular part of this site

Reblog to chain lightning onto your followers!!! :D

In honor who what humans call "Halloween", I'll try to do nightmare magic for the first time

Uh oh

How do I get my cat out of the shadow realm?

In honor who what humans call "Halloween", I'll try to do nightmare magic for the first time

Uh oh

I'm the person who makes all the lighting happen around the castles of evil wizards and mad scientists. It's a thankless job but the mad scientists pay well, the evil wizards are a bit of a toss up on whether they give me enormous quantities of gold or transmute another piece of me into stone but it's fine, I do this job because I love it

reblog this to put a silly little wizard hat on the person you reblogged it from

i know what girls want, its pointy hats and unethical spells beyond your comprehension.

five years from now a bunch of you will have moved on, changed your wizard urls, readjusted your themes. not me. i'm wizardonline forever. bitch

your wizard online forever .bitch

https : forward slash forward slash wizard online dot bitch

https://wizardonline.bitch

click this twice

I'm just gonna start casting spells. I don't know what they're called or what they do just tell me if you feel anything

There's a talking horse in my bathroom chanting menacingly did you have something to do with this

genuinely upset to see people -especially people claiming to be wizard bloggers- dog piling on people for using whatever words they want to describe their genders. that’s literally none of your fucking business. oh no? they’re using the wrong words? alaskazam. wizard gender. fagboy. all words are made up. a thousand curses upon you morons.

every time you reblog one of my posts another wizard spawns somewhere on this earth

this post counts btw

there's actually only like 50 notes on this post the rest is the same 15 people going nuts

I went to an evil wizard and wished for more women in STEM and now I'm slowly transforming into an olive tree. Like, I'm not sure trees have stems but I see what he was going for. Good effort over all.