Howdy hey my lovelies

stretches my legs out so far with all toes spread out wide

sometimes there really is a single load bearing piece of information about a blogger that elucidates everything about their whole deal and recently for me it was learning that someone was from jersey. another time it was a prolonged history of concussions

material circumstances guide my blade

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

"it would be so good if it was good" will haunt you but "it's extremely good, except for the one or two parts which are so bad it's genuinely kind of insulting" will straight up drive you insane

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

You... brought her home, right? Called her owners? Did something to get her generally in the direction of the people who certainly must miss their daughter dearly?

no they just took a picture for tumblr and then threw the cat down a sewer drain

yay!

You guys would like my posts a lot more if you had my exact life experiences and internal monologue

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese