I don’t know who wrote this or why, but this writing is just *chef’s kiss*
**Editing to add: I now know that this was said by Lindy West in her book The Witches are Coming. Good to know!
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I don’t know who wrote this or why, but this writing is just *chef’s kiss*
**Editing to add: I now know that this was said by Lindy West in her book The Witches are Coming. Good to know!
This is gold!!!

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me: *breaks down crying in the privacy of my own home*
my brain: you’re faking your emotions for attention. you’re just doing this because you think it makes for a cool personal narrative
I love charles bingley so much like he literally never lets anything get to him. His emo ass best friend is like “everything sucks. I hate life” and bingleys like “im sorry u feel that way, here’s a collection of dog pictures i think u might like!” His bitch ass sister is like “everyone is ugly and terrible” and he’s like “but here’s a bunch of things i like about them!! They have nice hats!!” His wife’s wild ass family is absolutely bonkers and he’s still like “our door’s always open!! Oh its been 6 months and yall’re still here….ok!! The more the merrier!!” Like he’s really just out here loving life and dragging his depressed punk bitch pals along for the ride
Some dude in 2020: You should not judge a historical figure, a man from the past, by the modern ethics! He was a product of his time. 500 years ago his actions were completely normal! It’s present-ism, we can’t judge… bla-bla-bla…
People from 500 years ago: Oh my, this guy is such a bastard, a genocidal butcher, a total piece of garbage. Let’s keep records of this douche so people from the future shall hate him too.
Columbus’s crew were writing about what a genocidal monster he was. There were mutinies and uprisings by his crews and colonists constantly. If his contemporaries were willing to risk the ire of the queen of Spain to oppose him, we have every right to call him out on it too.
My fave professor always says “there have always been antiracist people doing antiracist work”. So yeah, I can hold historical peeps to a higher standard because there were good, ethical people who knew better

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Love that in a lot of classic literature people just “randomly” fall ill but bro their homes were stacked to the roof with arsenic and asbestos and lead and radium of course they were sick all the time.
And then they’re like “we took my ill wife to the seaside and her condition improved remarkably” and it’s like Edward your house has seven time bombs in it please just leave your wife at the seaside and she’ll do very well not getting mesothelioma.
Edward your wife may be entitled to financial compensation
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I know the size of the chicks SHOULDN’T surprise me, given the size of the adults, but by God it still does.
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that baby is making biscuits on that cat. what a role reversal.
Omg!!!!
#it’s extra good because kneading is something that kittens do to their moms!! #so #baby is like: ah yes soft cat shall pet #and cat is like: ah yes human kitten is just doing What Kittens Do :) #amazing #10/10 i love it

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Marvel Comics #1000: We’re Calling Him Ben
I feel this is an important addition. He saves so many people on a regular basis that this just keeps happening. And he feels so much for his uncle that the answer is always the same.
…. This hits different when you realise he’s canonically Jewish
Can you please elaborate ? I’m curious as to what it means
You can read a pretty good summary of it here, but as (most likely) Ashkenazi Jews, PP probably follows the minhag (custom) that says “that by naming a newborn child after a deceased loved one, the soul lives on through the child.” (Quoted from the site linked above.) And given how his Uncle Ben died, it just makes it all the more sadder tbh.
This is sad
good news everyone. crows no longer need instructions to build tools and have started building them from memory, as well as passing the knowledge onto future generations of crows. oops!
better news everyone. crows have learned to construct these tools from unrelated items! they no longer need to follow the original blueprint they were given and are able to improvise using their surroundings.
Superb you funky little corvids
>pass them onto future generations
Crows have OFFICIALLY entered the stone age.
I for one can’t wait to see how this develops
I…. Think that comment is correct actually.
Hey, you. You reading this. The light you give the world is beautiful. I know you may be struggling right now, but you got this. You are brilliant. You are wonderful. You are enough.
Me: you have a soft kitty tumby….
Cat: PLEASE… PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE… SINCE THE ACCURSED DAY I MET YOU MY LIFE HAS NOT KNOWN PEACE….
jokes aside i think it’s amazing and heartwarming to see like 4chan incel bros perform the miracle of crawling out of that hole and becoming real human beings and chronicling their journey to realizing that they can be well adjusted happy normal dudes
Where’s the post about the guy who turned his life around bc of his shrimp? Bc that’s very relevant here
This guy. This makes me so happy
this is what i was thinking about when i wrote this post

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Pizza! Start ‘em young.
Suddenly, I’m really hungry
Guy Fieri was always my favorite.
When he starts piling cheese in his mouth like bro same
*slowly removes my heart-shaped sunglasses* i beg your fucking pardon