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Holly: Do you have a plan? Artemis: Yes. Holly: Does it involve crime? Artemis, proudly: It involves several crimes actually.

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The bubble is nigh.
"Oh Artemis Fowl would be an Athena kid, Artemis would be a Tyche kid-" EHHHH wrong (In my opinion at least).
Artemis would be a Nike kid. POSSIBLY a Hermes kid.
My argument for Nike is that little boy LOVES having the last word. He hates losing and finds it BLASPHEMOUS when somebody proves him wrong. And for Hermes? The dude kidnaps a fairy, swindles them out of gold, and continues to trick and manipulate people throughout the entire series.
modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options

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when avoiding the task doesnāt even free you from the obligation of it because youll still be thinking about it fucking constantly
āDo it scaredā ādo it aloneā are all great tips, but my biggest takeaway from therapy is do it messy. This is especially true if youāre getting out of a burnout, which I experience often. Literally just do it messy. You donāt need to pick the perfect trail to walk, the perfect playlist to listen to, whatever the fuck it is. You donāt need to have a meticulous to do list and wake up at the exact time you planned and drink the exact amount of water you planned to drink. Like the biggest thing for people like me to remember is sometimes itās okay to do it messy. Put on a random yt workout and just get it done in sweats. Do 5 minutes of a daunting task and go from there. Sometimes just getting up is a win during intense burnouts or depressive funks. Literally just do it messy.
A German regional court has ruled that Google is directly liable for the content of its AI search overviews. According to the court, previou
Letās fucking go
This is HUGE.
1. The court holds Google responsible for statements made by its AI, considering them Google's statements (search engines have limited liability for results in their engine as they're the words of other sites/companies/people), meaning when their AI lies/hallucinates they're liable for the defamation/harm resulting from those statements.
2. Google's defense that customers are generally aware of the lack of reliability and are responsible for fact checking was dismissed. As the court pointed out, that would "significantly diminish" AI Search's stated purpose and it can't be distinguished from Google's business practices/statements as a search tool.
3. Studies have found about 91% of Google's everyday AI responses are accurate, leaving millions of searches per HOUR with potential liability for falsehoods. 56% of correct responses weren't supported by the sources the AI listed. Both of which mean Google is now liable for a LOT more AI "errors."
4. Google was held liable for 80% of court costs in this case and this precedent is expected to reverberate around the world. This is a massive shift from the 3rd-party search provider role Google has previously played and it comes right as they've tied ALL searches to their AI search.
TL;DR Google reeeeeally stepped in it this time.
This is why Pride is not just a party. It's a joyful celebration, but it's also a pointed and colourful two-finger salute to a world that stood back whilst so many of us died. And we'll never go quietly, never again.
went through the effort of making this gif just to remind everyone of rocky scooting closer to grace on the beach
[ID: A gif from Project Hail Mary of Grace and Rocky sitting together on the biodome's shoreline. Rocky folds his limbs in to "sit" beside Grace, and after a few moments readjusts to tuck himself closer to Grace's side. End ID]

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@markscherz how many of these do we get to thank you for again?
95 at present, more on the way :)
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An alternative theory: Loki didnātĀ have relations with the Grandmaster
Seems like almost everyone believes Loki had a sexual relationship with the Grandmaster, and to be quite honest, this idea bothers me a lot. Why? Because I donāt like the idea that he *had* to make himself a prostitute (to a manipulative ruler) in order to achieveĀ a higher status and essentially *survive* being on Sakaar.Ā
Now I know some people are shipping them together in jest (aka crackship). But letās consider an alternative idea:
The Grandmaster lusted after Loki and Loki used to this to his own advantage. Loki is far more clever and cunning than people are giving him credit for. Loki was able toĀ āstringā the Grandmaster along, playing with his interest without having to partake in any of his desires/wishes.Ā
Hereās an idea I like from a twitter user:Ā
āok but other than the Grandmaster being Lokiās sugar daddy, the dynamic of the Grandmaster WANTING to be Lokiās sugar daddy and FAILING bc Loki keeps slithering away, and the Grandmaster going more and more OTT with the giftsā¦Ā
bc he thought Loki was just playing hard to get, and just as he bribed Loki with the orgy ship (āyou can use it whenever, the codeās your name now, just make sure you invite me along when you use itā) Thor shows upā -Source:Ā https://twitter.com/adrienne_kt/status/930802345469870083Ā
I just think Loki would have zero interest in having a sexual relationship with the Grandmaster and wouldnāt let himself be used in such a way. (Plus Loki appears to be uncomfortable around the Grandmaster anyway)Ā
Edit:Ā
I see some comments about Norse Mythology Loki, and how he was into all kinds of stuff. Not denying that! But this is Loki from Marvelās Cinematic Universe, who is very loosely based on the myth.Ā
Heck, MCU Loki isnāt even like the comics Loki! I think we should treat MCU Loki, or Tom Hiddlestonās interpretation of Loki, differently from any other incarnation of the character.Ā
As Taika Waititi says:Ā āTheyāre space aliens, mate.ā
AS much fun as I have reading smutty frostmaster, this makes a valid good point, that sounds more in keeping with Loki MCUās personality, to string the old guy along for stuff and power.
Here is a real radical idea. There was no sex involved at all. No playing hard to get or whatever. Honestly, is that really all people think that Loki is useful for. A master sorcerer, strategist, etc. The only thing that the Grand Master might have found useful is the fact that he is a good looking guy. Is that why he kept Valkyrie around? No, she brought him people for his games. Who knows what Lokiās expertise was but the idea that it was only his body is hardly the most realistic and honestly isnāt supported by anything in the movie.Ā
And thus, the Wayne kids & company were banned from Gotham Zoo.
(someone draw bruce finding out pleaaasse)
Hiii, I was just wandering if you wouldnāt mind blabbing about the symbolism and stuff behind some of your design choices with the horse men that you might not have mentioned. Like with pestilence and death specifically I feel like thereās a lot of symbolism Iām picking up on without fully understanding. Like with Deathās sickle, both a homage to the classic scythe and a nod to the āreaping/harvestingā of souls. And with pestilence I feel like thereās something that Iām skirting around without grasping. The multiple legs strike me as a deliberate similarity to insects, and if Iām right I think that the rider is bound in a body bag type deal, similar to how disease and pestilence is so often both spread through the improper disposal of bodyās, and how wide spread pestilence leads to mass graves filled with disease and the horrible anonymity that comes with being just one face in a pit of hundreds etc? All of this is, ofc, to say that Iāve adored your series of the horsemen so far and would go absolutely rabid for some insight on some of your design choices<3
My horsemen of the apocalypse! I will add the original commentary and some extras, less about the symbolism and more about what brought me to design them the way I did.
The symbolism is for you to chose, there is no wrong answer.
WAR
I can't bring myself to represent war with a cool knight. It's horror. War is a bound child crowned with shrapnel, tied to a wounded horse that is being pulled forward by unseen people.
I've read a handful of books regarding war. A lost quote said that it should be shown as horror, it should make generals vomit, it should make you sick. I haven't seen war but my family has.
It was the first horseman I've designed, and it was in my sketchbook for months (maybe over a year, maybe even more) before I had the courage to draw it. I was really scared about how people would react to a mutilated child.
Recommended reading: The Red Crown - Mikhail Bulgakov, a short story about a man coping with the loss of his brother in the war
FAMINE
Someone who lived thro a famine shared that their head was only occupied with thoughts of food. Famine consumes your mind. All animals were eaten. Neighbors gave their pets away cuz they couldn't do it themselves. People walked around town as if in a dazed dream, slowly
Recommended reading: The Last Witnesses - Svetlana Alexievitch, a collection of testimonials of people who were children when WW2 began. Some quotes below;
'''A cat! A cat!' Other children saw it and started chasing it. The educators were local habitants, looked at us as if we were insane. In Leningrad there were no living cats left...A living cat was a dream. Food for one month...We talked about it, but they didn't believe us.''
''During the first year of evacuation, we didn't notice nature, everything that was nature provoked in us only one desire - taste to see if it's edible. Only a year later I noticed the beauty of the Urals''
''I dreamt of catching a sparrow and eating it...''
''A candle burns and the shopgirl cuts the bread pieces. People follow her with their gaze. Her every movement...with burning eyes...crazed...and all that in silence.''
''People walked slowly through the city like shadows. Like in a dream...a deep dream...As in, you see it, but you think you're seeing a dream. Those sluggish movements...floating...As if a person walked on water and not on land.''
''In Leningrad there are a lot of monuments, but one is missing that should exist. They forgot about it. The monument to the dogs of the seige. Dear doggy, forgive me...''
I don't like talking about it. It made no sense to draw Famine with a horse.
PESTILENCE
Based on the notes of a doctor who said the most frightening thing about viral disease was how it didnāt frighten. People didnāt know or didn't care. They lived and spread until it was too late and they became another name on the record
The clothing being made out of shredding plastic is no coincidence; pollution is a form of pestilence too
Recommended reading: Notes from a Countryside Doctor - Mikhail Bulgakov. Roughly translated quote below;
''Ah, I verified that here syphilis was frightening precisely because it did not frighten. That was why I evoked that woman.* I remembered her with a kind of affectionate respect: because she had been afraid. But she was the only one!''
*Early in the chapter, doctor mentions a woman that appeared in the clinic with a letter from her soldier husband, where he wrote that he had syphilis and told her she should go to the doctor too.
DEATH
Recommended reading: Voices of Chernobyl - Svetlana Alexievitch. The Death of Ivan Ilitch - Lev Tolstoi
āDeath is the fairest thing in the world. No one's ever gotten out of it. The earth takes everyone - the kind, the cruel, the sinners. Aside from that, there's no fairness on earth.ā
Death is the only horseman that doesnāt need to mount their horse; they will reach everyone eventually. Who is the saddle for then? Open ended question because this one you have to figure out personally
Many people pointed out how the horse is a Clydesdale. Good eyes! I purposefully asked a friend to guide me towards what type of horses are the sturdiest and most-friendly looking. I drew the horse grazing. It's not injured, it doesn't gallop. It's grazing peacefully because life moves on.
This is the only design that had a painting serve as a base - The Reaper, by Alexey Venetsianov. Not much or nothing at all is written about, I saw it in a book. It is a literal reaper but it haunted me, as if it's portraying more than a person.
The choice to make it a woman was due to a book about a crematory (Smoke Gets in Your Eyes - Caitlin Doughty) that connected women to death because everyone born is bound to die.
Ahhh, I don't want to give it all away. It's fun to figure things out. About them all. From the enviroment, to the movement, to the horses themselves. Many people even mentioned details that I did not notice and didn't add purposefully that were so inspired and amazing. I truly mean that the interpretations of the public enrich the works even more than my own words. And it's an honor to share that work with everyone.
Thank you anon!

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Okay I got a question for you, resident Batfam Expert! Iāve been reading a lot of fanfic recently (because I love pain) and I was wondering how many of the pet names the family calls each other are canon? Because they have A LOT and theyāre all pretty consistent throughout the writings. Some of the ones Iāve noted regularly are Baby Bird, Little Wing, Jay, Jaylad, Jace, Timmers, Timbo, Dickie, Dickiebird, and then Bruce calling his kids āsweetheartā. (Adorable) Anyway, thanks! Donāt feel a need to rush in answering :) Iām in no hurry
Sorry it took me so long to get to all of these, Iāve spent the last few weeks scrounging up every single resource I could get my hands on so that I could make a comprehensive list of which nicknames are canon and which are fanon and it took a SUPER long time. The bottom line is I ended up accidentally making a whole-ass Google Slides for every single batkid nickname, and while the whole project isnāt anywhere near finished yet, I managed to complete the slides needed to answer all of these questions. So...yeah! Hereās what I found:
Dickie/Dickie-Bird:
Jason seems to be the main nickname-user of the family, so aside from the aforementioned comics, there isnāt very much content of Dick being called āDickieā or āDickie-Birdā. (I also want to bring upĀ āBig Bird,ā which I see Jason calling Dick sometimes in fanfics. That oneās not canon anywhere, unfortunately.) Dick used to be called āDickieā sometimes as a term of endearment during his circus days, but after that itās not likely youāll see any of his family members calling him something other than Dick.Ā
Little Wing:
Sadly,Ā āLittle Wingā hasnāt been used in any canon content after this comic, which is a major bummer since the fandom has turned it into one of Jasonās most popular nicknames (from Dick at least).
Jay/Jace/Jaylad/Jaybird:
(I didnāt list the comic sources for the more widely used nicknames since theyāre so common in comics that you could find them pretty much anywhere.)Ā
Iād say that Bruce called JasonĀ āJayā far more during his Robin days than he does now, though that could be attributed to their more distant relationship nowadays. (Or maybe I just didnāt happen to read the specific modern comics in which he called JasonĀ āJayā orĀ āJace/Jaseā.)
Yeahhh, sorry about this one.Ā āJayladā is kind of theĀ Schrƶdinger's cat of nicknames. The fandom ended up misconstruing the term over time. and losing the comma betweenĀ āJayā andĀ āladā so it becameĀ āJayladā and everyone just stuck with it.
The main person who seems to use this one is Roy Harper, as I havenāt yet found a comic in which one of Jasonās family members calls him āJaybirdā. You can open pretty much any comic with both Jason and Roy in it and expect Roy to say it at least once.
Timmy/Timbers/Timbo:
I havenāt seen anyone calling TimĀ āTimmersā in canon, but otherwise, most of the other common nicknames derived from Timothy are canon.
Pretender/Replacement:
I always found it wild how Jason never once called TimĀ āReplacementā in a comic, and yet we all managed to latch onto it anyway and make it his go-to nickname for Tim? That takes some dedication, man. Otherwise, Jason called TimĀ āPretenderā a few times during Batman: Hush,Ā and that was about it.Ā
Baby Bird/Baby Bat:
I know a lot of people hate the nicknameĀ āBabybirdā (for whatever reason), but honestly, Iām really hoping that DC makes it a thing because dammit, we deserve this breadcrumb at least. As of right now, the only batkid who has ever been calledĀ āBabybirdā was Damian, and it was by his mom. (In fanon, itās typically Tim who is called āBabybirdā while Dick is āDickie-Birdā and Jason is āLittle Wingā. Who decided this, I have no idea but Iām not complaining.) I also includedĀ āBaby Batā since I see that one pretty often too, and that one is sadly not canon either. The DC writers really donāt want us getting our hands on any family fluff whatsoever, huh.
As for Bruce, I donāt think heās ever called his kids a term of endearment more emotional thanĀ āsonā orĀ āpalā because he has the emotional capacity of a dried-up raisin. All of those nicknames likeĀ āsweetheart,āĀ āhoney,āĀ āpumpkin,ā and any other names a parent might call their child are banned from Batmanās dictionary as far as the writers are concerned. Will that make me stop having Bruce call his kidsĀ āsweetheartā in my fics every chance I get? Absolutely not.
Bruce's adopted kids look like him. In ways no one can deny, they all have the same nose, the same hair color. Every one of them has the same cowlick on their forehead, just to the left of center. Even Cass.
They aren't his. They don't have his DNA. But they look like they do. They all have the same icy blue eyes, the same strong jaw, the same broad shoulders.
Bruce's biological children look like their mothers.
Damian has Talia's eyes, her lithe build, her instincts, her smile, and a laugh that purrs more than booms, just like Talia's does. Helena has Selina's jaw, her eyebrows, her long neck, and collar bones that stick out further than they should, just like Selina does.
People talk, about that, about what it could mean. People talk, and they bitch, and they theorize, and they condemn.
And Bruce smiles. Because his biological children look like their mothers. They remind him of them. And his adopted children? Well, no one looks very close. His adopted children don't have the same eyes. Dick's are almost turquoise, Tim's have hints of green, Cass's eyes are not even blue, though no one ever checks. Jason is the only one with close to the same pale blue as Bruce. And their hair? Dick's hair is not black, like Bruce and Tim, it's a deep brown. And it curls. Tim's hair doesn't curl at all, neither does Cass'. Jason's cowlick is on the right, and Dick's does not exist. Jason's shoulders are broad, his neck thick. He's over six feet tall. Tim and Dick are slim, and neither stand above 5'10. Cass' shoulders are wide, but her muscle doesn't build like Bruce's does.
In fact, Cass is shaped exactly like Lady Shiva. Dick's face is almost identical to Mary's, though he inherited his father's jaw. Jason's eyes have the same tilt that Sheila's did, but they smile the same way Catherine's would. Tim has Janet's thin nose and round brows.
And Bruce smiles, because Dick pronounces his "T's" the same way Bruce does. And the sound of Jason's footsteps are almost indistinguishable from his own. And Cass laughs like he does, deep and booming. And Tim thinks every thought Bruce does, a second before Bruce manages to.
Because they are his children. Their mothersāfaults and flaws and general atrocities asideāare the reason Bruce now is proud of the people they've become. So he thanks them. And he ignores the mean-spirited speculations of the rest of the world, because nothing is changed, at the end of the day.
(Damian has Bruce's nose, and Helena has his ears. He thanks their mothers as well.)