Thinking About Eating Rocks

This post gets notes every Ides of March even though it’s not a depiction of Julius Caesar’s assassination, it’s a depiction of the emperor Caligula’s assassination, who was killed on January 24th, 41 AD.

Happy Caligula death day!

walking around the house at night with your phone flashlight is the modern version of walking around with a candle and candleholder

Hey sorry I’ve been evil im no longer evil i just started my period :) im happy now. shedding the lining of an organ and it’s coming out of my genitals. Feeling benevolent and cute. Definitely don’t want to kill anyone. Just a girl.

the secret to life is to always use more spinach and less rice than you think you’ll need

the second secret to life is that fresh air warm sun and a cup of tea will make your problems small enough to start handling

the third secret to life is that violence sometimes really is the answer

"I'm still kicking" is such a funny way to say "I'm still alive". Like lol. I'm still thrashing. Flailing. Writhing even. The violence remains.

Truly one of the oddest feelings is reading a fic that is so out of character but the writing and plot is so compelling. Like yeah I came here for the characters but yeah you know what I will read your original novel with the serial numbers plastered on