space-k9

You can trust me around your neck I promise. I’ll be so normal and won’t bite you at all.

I think I’m falling behind in pop culture can we stop writing books and making movies until I catch up. something crazy is about to happen to gilgamesh

Okay good news so it turns out the pure of heart actually can pour grease down the sink

no post has ever altered my brain chemistry as much as "can only you see the time being?"

i love losing autonomy i love losing personhood i love being seen as a thing pls don't see me as a person deserving of any respect

there's gotta be like 50 security guys fighting for their lives to keep tom brady away from the field rn

following the superbowl solely because the patriots were playing (it's important they suffer)

it's very important that you're friends with furries and trannies and faggots and freaks and perverts it's good for your soul

someone take me on a walk pleeeease plsplspls

I need to get fucked until I can no longer think and my brain is just puppy slop

one time I got hit by a truck and that was very dog-like of me #gendereuphoria

i cant be trusted with laying on my stomach on the bed, i WILL start humping it

im a good puppy :( I wanna be a good puppy I want a treat :[