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Been making some memes of Cap and his friends.

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My current favorite hobby is to make my own incorrect marvel quotes cause I think I'm so fucking funny

Here are some of my favorites :)

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After a rough mission

Steve: whew! well that was crazy! I definitely need a smoke after that. Anyone got a cigarette I can bum off them?

Sam: uh Steve? aren't you asthmatic?

Steve: I mean I was? but what does that matter?

Bruce: cause cigarettes have been known to cause asthma...

Steve, who was prescribed cigarettes specifically to TREAT his asthma: What

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Tony: Hey Steve. what'cha reading there?

Steve: Oh! it's this short horror story called I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream. It's about this AI that gains consciousness and sets out to destroy humanity.

Natasha: sounds right up your ally Tony

Tony: That's not funny 😐

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Tony: Now I do believe that capitalism can work-

Steve, who literally grew up during the Great Depression: I don't. It has done nothing but fuck us over and is the disease at the core of America.

Interviewer, taking notes: "Captain America is a communist" got it.

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Tony: hey kid! what're your plans for Christmas?

Peter: Uh me and Aunt May don't really celebrate for Christmas

Tony: WHAT!? WHO WOULD EVER DEPRIVE A CHILD OF THE SWEET JOYS AND WONDERS OF CHRISTMAS???

Peter: Mr. Stark...I'm Jewish.

Tony:...oh

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Steve: Hey Peter! Hey Ned!

Ned: omg Captain America knows my name!

Peter: Ned, you have dinner with us. Every Friday. Of course he knows your name.

Ned:...I know but it's still CRAZY

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Tony: Peter. You must learn the consequences of your actions therefore I have no choice but to punish you. You aren't allowed in the labs for a month.

Peter: OH SO YOU WANT ME TO KILL MYSELF

Tony: PETER

Peter: NO NO I SEE HOW IT IS YOU HATE ME AND WANT ME DEAD

Tony: PETER YOU RECREATED A LIGHTSABER AND SLICED THE COUCH INTO TWENTY PIECES

Peter: GOD I CAN'T DO ANYTHING IN THIS FUCKING HOUSE

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Tony: Kid WHY and HOW do you know how to use a gun???

Peter:...I play a lot of call of duty?

Tony: this is the closest i have ever been to wanting to punt a child

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Steve: Jesus Tony stop being such a cunt!

Tony: 😦

Peter: ATE

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Bucky: Peter...do you think i'm gay?

Peter:....you are wearing a rupaul muscle tee

Bucky:...you didn't answer my question :(

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Interviewer: What are your thoughts on immigration?

Steve: my parents were immigrants...what do you think my thoughts are?

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peter on his first avengers mission: what’s the signal when something goes wrong?

tony: we yell “oh shit”

peter:

peter: yeah, that will work

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i'm tired of google ai lying to me so im replacing it. ask me your questions i know everything

space-homosexual-the-third

what’s the name of god

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Spidey as an inside source which is real? Stony or Stucky?

people are still debating this? if i walk in on bucky and mr america one more time the world will lose three superheros that day

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I have a solution: KNOCK

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bold of you to assume they restrict themselves to a bedroom

norman-osborn-oscorp-ceo

I've never met anyone as skilled as you are at having these wildly unique problems.

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thanks.

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things said in my *very advanced* math class

Im starting to see signs of codependency in my relationship with the 1st floor vending machine

*sitting on stairs talking about what we want to do for college* damn yall are smart I ain’t intelligent enough for that shit I just wanna be a pediatrician

*flipping through textbook* what page is the documentary on

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*pointing at board* “Wait what’s that part on the side”

“That’s just the math showing the thing when you multiply by the thing to get the thing that you subtract from the thing”

“Oh okay”

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“So when you have log(x - h), with our h value being -2, we gotta take our point at (-5/3 , 4) and subtract 2 from our x value, which is -5/3 - 2 which is. Um.”

*Two minutes of awkward silence*

“should I get the calculator?”

“no we can do this”

*we got it wrong :(

space-homosexual-the-third

things said in my *very advanced* math class

Im starting to see signs of codependency in my relationship with the 1st floor vending machine

*sitting on stairs talking about what we want to do for college* damn yall are smart I ain’t intelligent enough for that shit I just wanna be a pediatrician

*flipping through textbook* what page is the documentary on

space-homosexual-the-third

*pointing at board* “Wait what’s that part on the side”

“That’s just the math showing the thing when you multiply by the thing to get the thing that you subtract from the thing”

“Oh okay”

things said in my *very advanced* math class

Im starting to see signs of codependency in my relationship with the 1st floor vending machine

*sitting on stairs talking about what we want to do for college* damn yall are smart I ain’t intelligent enough for that shit I just wanna be a pediatrician

*flipping through textbook* what page is the documentary on

#mathematics #quotes #things i said #vending machine #documentary #pediatriccare #health care #math class #mathblr #math teacher #mathematiques #student life #college student #college classes #high school #high school student #peter parker incorrect quotes #Core tbh

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[Calling 'Ms Romanoff']

Peter: Heyyy, are you busy?

Natasha: No, what's up?

Peter: The ceiling!… I think. I can’t tell whether I'm upside down or not, haha.

Natasha: What are you talking about??

Peter: I'm trapped in the walls.

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American God

Risen from molten mud and gold

Our All-American God,

Hit the tilled ground, waterlogged.

American Angel

Cupid, out back with a gun

An American Angel,

Wielding a badge and sporting a body count.

happy 4th of july I guess. Not my fav holiday for a lot of reasons but I wrote this for it. I was kinda pissed when I wrote it which might show. I took the ‘American God’ part from a different poem I wrote once that I didn’t like very much but I still thought it was a pretty interesting thing to build off of.

space-homosexual-the-third

I really don’t like the 4th of July

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starting a petition to make a second good omens ending where all the godless universe and free will stuff happens but instead of the stupid emotionally ruining ambiguous ending they kiss and make up and apologize to eachother and Crowley learns astrophysics and paints the night sky and aziraphale keeps working at his bookshop and they get MARRIED and LEARN TO EXPRESS THEIR EMOTIONS HEALTHILY and also it never ends they live forever and they just keep making more

space-homosexual-the-third

im still not over it

one time my friend was trying to show me how AI can write story analysis really well and put some of my short story in to show me (autofantasy) and it said that the main character was a “refreshing, well-written take on the ‘insane character’ trope” and that’s why I won’t use AI because that was quite frankly uncalled for.

#google ai #fuck ai #anti ai #fuck generative ai #fuck gen ai #anti artificial intelligence #writing

cat

#cats #cute cats #cats of tumblr #pets #pets of tumblr

danii8c

im so bored LMAOO

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thing I drew

I drew this on my health homework just a rough sketch idk

Sunny (OC)

This is my OC sunny!! Here’s my very first sketch of her that I did on my math hw (with another unnamed OC)

and here’s a slightly more recent realism doodle!

She’s not done in this second one, I haven’t shaded yet and tbh I probably never will. But this is the direction I want to take her.

Some lore!

Each of her eyes is conscious and separate but cannot leave her

Each eye CAN feel the pain an average eye might experience from being on the surface of a sun

Yes, Sunny is actually a massively fucked-up sun. She’s also my babygirl.

She’s a queer ally and aroace/enby herself!!! <3 she doesn’t care about things like ‘gender’ and ‘romance’ but instead much prefers crushing planets and adding their inhabitants into her collection of eyes until she eventually gains enough power to murder and inevitably become the tyrant they call ‘god’ <333

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