Idiot in Space

every year I become more In My 30s and every year Lucy gets hit with three proposals by 20

Jonathan Harker-coded [surely in the toils] while checking my email

babe wake up it’s lizard fashion time

Lucy really said I have double texted before and I will DOUBLE TEXT AGAIN IF I HAVE TO

I want to make fun of Jonathan for continuing on his trip after terrifying warnings, but if I skipped every meeting I had a vague sense of foreboding about, I’d never get any work done

Dean knew Azazel was possessing his dad because even a knight of hell couldn’t be as big an asshole as John Winchester

Mina may be on the run for her life from an ancient evil but dammit she’s gonna enjoy the scenery

rest up, buddy, you’ve had a lot on your plate and we’ve got a big day tomorrow. btw do you have any good decapitating tools handy? - Van Helsing

Seward is dictating his diary into a phonograph, which means he is definitely doing a Van Helsing impression

as captain, I’m glad to see my ship, the Demeter, is back to normal operations! now to take a big drink of navy strength rum and sail directly into this unseasonable fog

Seward thinks he’s doing important psychiatric science, when in reality he’s writing the first draft of Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly