I'm An Art Hoe

These are hilarious. The last one especially.

Shout out to the disabled people who work and are able-passing, but struggle at home and in daily life. You are valid & you’re not faking.

fucking superb you funky little felon

@motleybits & @iamthebadwolf85

This is one of the many reasons why Heathrow is my fav airport.

The Alderaan LE1A Cancelled gave me a sad

last night I was denouncing some forgettable shitbag to my girlfriend and said “even the ground wouldn’t want him to rot in it” and was instantly projected into the body of a gnarled old irish woman 200 years ago, spinning thread and spitting on the ground as I bitch and look out to sea.

When you bitch so hard you astral project into one of your past lives

Harry Potter and How the Scene Should Have Gone

love how all of hozier’s lyrics imply that either a. he will one day be murdered and buried by the hands of his lover, a beautiful and mysterious woman who renders him utterly powerless or b. it’s already happened

funny how when a “straight” person finds themselves surrounded by a bunch of gay and lesbian and bisexual friends they often end up realizing they aren’t straight it’s almost like heteronormativity and being surrounded by heteronormativity keeps people in the closet and being in an environment where gay love is more normalized allows people to connect with parts of themselves they otherwise probably wouldn’t be able to

stop making jokes. comedy peaked with phineas and ferb.

stop making songs. music also peaked with phineas and ferb