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*logs in* it's time to be annoying about some guy

if a person refers to themself as a “silly little guy” they are usually filled with a deep evil

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

"why can't they just be friends?" not in the homophobic sense, but in the "in your need to center romance in everything you are missing the whole point of the media in question" sense

the perfect loop makes me think this is his sisyphean afterlife punishment

Shout out to my mom who explains my transition as "Having a daughterpillar turn into a Boyterfly". It doesn't erase the fact I was an adorable little girl, and also affirms my gender now. I love my mother.

calling things "cutes" is so uh. what's a good word for when something is cute but slightly more cute

the word cutes is autological