Are you ready to get sauced?

I think the new neighbors are from Yharnam they keep putting destructible wooden barrels and coffins out on the curb -_-

makes me so sad when my friends refuse to pirate things and insist on paying for a streaming service EVEN when i offer to do it for them or teach them. like pleaseeee i have a vpn i have a plex server i can get you whatever you want. don't buy disney+ i can be your little poob i have it for you.

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

listen man amazon basics, uniqlo, and those packs of shirts/underwear/socks you get from the discount section of a big store covers like everything youd ever need

i am biased against uniqlo because they don't sell their 2xl sizes in store, only online (don't have a credit card cause they're scams but I'm not getting in to that)

can't you use a debit card ?

you need specific kinds of debit cards to use them online, and i have a normal one (the special ones are managed by those same credit card companies)

listen man amazon basics, uniqlo, and those packs of shirts/underwear/socks you get from the discount section of a big store covers like everything youd ever need

i am biased against uniqlo because they don't sell their 2xl sizes in store, only online (don't have a credit card cause they're scams but I'm not getting in to that)

You are 60% water and every lake, river, pond, swamp, creek, and ocean you encounter wants to reclaim it desperately. Be careful out there.

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

I'm not even kidding it's so clear that everyone sees black people and especially black women as some sort of alternate species. I'm getting into doll collection & customization videos because I've been getting into collecting myself and toys and art are supposed to bring me happiness and even there I can't escape the anti blackness. Like... you're lucky if you find a character or doll that's consistently brown skinned and carefully designed in popular brands. Collectors will always favor light skin or fantasy colors anyways. I had to watch a white creator call a custom Garnet doll "dummy thicc" and describe her in progress proportions as "female rappery" why couldn't you just have said curvy? You're not funny or cool and I'm very tired

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

This is the Carrie Fisher post of body positivity reblog for a chocolate bar from her fridge