The Politician - September 27th on Netflix

“Well… There’s no such thing as destiny, just men like you who when the world needs them, answer the call.”

The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word.

Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitée”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

ready when you are

I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.

what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too

anyone please ask your crush out like this

The thrilling answer

next?

NEEEXT!!!!!

#0o0#

so yeah

Ok I tried because this is so cute 

I’m dying

When your friend is dating somebody who sucks

You guys exchange peen pics yet? Is he bigger than me? 

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