Domain of a weak but mischievous fish

the bar is very low happy little onion, so please work your magic

If the USA is so great then why did they make a USB?

Yeah okay that’s fair

shoebill storks are my favorite death muppet dinosaur

I had no idea that chickens could?? float?? or swim??? I don’t know why I’ve never thought of chickens as buoyant. I never picture chickens anywhere near water. what else have I been missing

C'est les swimming poules

Reblogging for the pun and the pun alone

Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?

THESE TIDDIES HAVE BEEN PASSED DOWN IN THE ARMSTRONG LINE FOR GENERATIONS.

@stick-arms

YO HOW THE FUCK DID THIS GET 12,000 NOTES IN 14 HOURS

Because it is well and truly blessed.

That is because a hyena is, in fact a cat! ”Oh, Glynn,” you say, “Feliforma is kind of a ways back there on the…” No! Cat is cat! I bet they sit in boxes, too.

Could someone kindly provide a Hyena with a box and see what happens? I’ll wait.

…We’ve got another Classic in the making here. :)

Hyenas are cats filling a dog role in their ecosystem. Just like foxes are dogs filling a cat role in theirs.

Oh sir. <3