The other day I politely returned the question āhow are you doing?ā at a driver who asked the same of me, and he replied āoh, you know, same soup just reheatedā and I canāt stop thinking about that
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The other day I politely returned the question āhow are you doing?ā at a driver who asked the same of me, and he replied āoh, you know, same soup just reheatedā and I canāt stop thinking about that

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E. D. Cox fishing at Buck Creek Organization Camp in Umatilla River, Oregon.
September 1956
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āDonāt ever let anyone tell you you donāt deserve what you want.ā
10 Things I Hate About You (1999) dir. Gil Junger

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Miami: Hello Roger, make anyone cry today?
Roger: Sadly no, but itās only 4:30.
I want to go on a road trip. I want to travel the country and see things Iāve only ever seen in pictures. I want to fall in love with the way the moonlight outlines the mountains and the sun shines on the lakes. I know that thereās more out there than this, but I need to feel it.
Sunday morning is for good food and Jesus.
Oh fuck, is it?
What could you possibly have thatās that bad? A lava lamp of Spongebobās dick?

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If thereās one thing I truly regret in my life is that I once said āscroll down the windowā in the car instead of āroll down the windowā. That shit was 7 years ago and my wife still wonāt let me live it down.
thereās just something better about sitting on the kitchen counter I canāt explain it
itās where snacks belong
tonight at sunset.
A perfect way to end a Sunday evening š
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Donāt let people make fun of you for liking japanese culture.
I am living in japan right now and let me tell ya:
There are people here who canāt speak or understand English who play nothing but Missy elliot and ludacris, even in businesses like housing offices and restaurants.
There are people who have cowboy hats and dead cow skulls in their home because they idolize what they assume American homes are like.
There are people who learn English strictly through music videos and American television shows.
There are entire karaoke bars with english songs often sung by people who have no idea what the lyrics mean.
Japan often takes American shows like the powerpuff girls and make japanese versions of them.
They often mistake common Americans for celebrities. I have been mistaken for Micheal jordan, tiger woods, Shaquille o'neal, Tyler perry, and saddest of all: queen latifa.
The act of sprinkling English into your japanese sentences is considered cute and cool and is popular with teenagers. Bonus points if you happen to use it correctly.
Japanese stores sell shirts with english on them and people buy them not knowing that most of those word combinations are nonsense.
Donāt let someone shame you for singing an anime opening, using japanese in your sentences, wearing clothing with japanese on it, ect. If anything, this is just one more thing that you have in common with them.
The American/Japanese cultural exchange is so pure and wonderful and I love it so much
OK BUT RESONATE WITH THE SHIRT THING THOUGH
My Chinese relatives buy me shirts from China with English letters on them hoping I think itās cool
I have a shirt that says āHi Quality Ualityā
Itās amazing
It happens alot.
And then whatās really great is Americans getting tattoos of Chinese characters thinking they mean one thing when they really donāt
Also a topic where the reverse happens.
lemme tell you..i have been in a grocery store in Japan and heard the unedited Get Low playin over the intercom..it was literally a Katt Williams moment
Oh, unsensored songs are pretty common.
I should not be hearing an unsensored āMagic Stickā playing at a family restaurant.
And the best thing is when literally no one shows that they understand what is being said.
I was in a Chinese cafe one time and they had obviously put on their āfuck youā playlist. I mean, uncensored versions of Fuck You by Lilly Allen, Fuck You by Cee-lo Green, etc. No one else had any idea.
Oh, also, I got my favorite shirt ever in a little tchotchky store in Sichuan:
that last one got me holy shit.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā i wish i had
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā never met you
Ā Ā Ā TOUCHĀ Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā MYĀ Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā BUTT
then there would be mo need to imprese you
Ā o need to want you.No naed for. loring you
Ā Ā No need tar crying over you.Noneed for
Ā heartbreaks.No nead for paln oru tears.No
Ā Ā neard for forgoure promises .nead for
For every american teenager that is screaming the lyrics to their favorite anime opening, thereās likely at least 1 or 2 Japanese teens singing English profanities at a karaoke bar.
This is what all the clothes at underground malls in South Korea look likeĀ
I seriously want all of these shirts
I love the āBecome Door!ā one but I think my all time favorite Engrish shirt is this.
WE ARE ALL FUZZY ROBOTS