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Consider: An anthro opossum, koala, capuchin monkey, or anteater, who is wearing a t-shirt with a text on the back that says "if you can read this, I have no idea where that little fucker is".

What could this possible be referencing

saw someone post "I don't understand why anyone would have separate 'winter tires' unless they're just looking for things to spend money on" and looked at her account and she's from LA. which is funny but I think we're all guilty of similar behavior sometimes. if you see people spending time and effort on something that seems stupid to you it's worth considering whether you're the Californian in this scenario

Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

choosing to ignore my weirdly symbolic dream because i have a lot going on rn already

The goal shouldn’t be making disabled people fit the world. The goal should be making the world fit all people. Nobody should have to spend their life proving they deserve a place in a world they already belong, in a world they already exist in, in a world that is just as much theirs as anyone else’s.

sext: hey i’m genuinely wondering how youre doing

eheehehehehehe…eeehehehe*slides my paw under your door* let me in