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what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen

Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast

(badly flirting) babygirl are you an angel from heaven? would you like to become one.

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

Giant isopods are so cool but what’s with the sexy funk music

most sexual motherfucker in the ocean. 

My girlfriend and I went to the Monterey Bay Aquarium, and they had a touch tank with two giant isopods in it. After we each touched one, one of the isopods mounted the other. “I’ve never seen them do that before,” said the docent

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