Sour Sweet and Awesome

School just really sucks cause they take this wonderful concept of learning and discovering new things and just completely ruin it with the atmosphere of judgement and suppression of creativity and strict deadlines and basing your intelligence on a letter and wow you ruined it nice job

i will never not reblog this

i think turtles are a big threat to our national security

may i ask why

no

fuckin fish has a goddamn anime attack

At what level did this fish learn ice beam?

What the fuck are people doing when they’re in the shower for 30 minutes

Dissociating

Having an existential crisis.

All of the above + singing.

Rehearsing for conversations I’ll never have. 

imagining scenarios that will never happen

crying

Literally all of these

i gotta let the conditioner soak in deep.

Shaving

Overthinking past interactions even if they went fine

you ever have to shake your leg because there’s a rock in it?

thats your bones

every day i learn some more

indiana jones more like fedora the explorer

Back in my day, you couldn’t SKIP video game cutscenes. You want to know how many times I fucking heard Tarzan say “hee hee hoo hoo hah NOT CLAYTON”

this looks like sea ottters reacting to the incredible violence of a river otter

my secret talent is getting tired without doing anything

[turns self into a blanket burrito] [face plants into 12 pillows] yes i am handling adulthood well thank u very much

As an introvert, the best thing is finding someone who it isn’t draining to spend time with

It’s interesting trying to explain to people who don’t experience social exhaustion that there are some people who are less draining than others and then their are those who are mind numbingly exhausting. All socializing is not equal