just a boy who likes soup

i have an angel and devil on my shoulder but also a third guy who just tells me to do strange gayboy shit thats not really good or bad per se but it will make everyone in my life think im weirder

Not me explaining that here on Tumblr tits is a gender neutral term for big chests unless the person has said they don't like it

my blog is a safe place for the gender neutral usage of tits

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my dentist thinks my chronic dry mouth might be due to sleeping w my mouth open and recommended an anti-snoring device and im like ok im game to try that but i do need to tell you that i already wear dry-eye goggles at night. this has no bearing on whether or not i can also use the anti-snoring device i just need you to know how ridiculous im gonna look

Endgame is you end up sleeping in one of those Dune suits so you don't wither into a prune whilst unconscious

"ukraine invasion" vs "israel-hamas war" hm. something something wording and western media bias and propaganda

I can't even process how they did this. It's covered in rough and scattered paintstrokes. It's detailed to a pintip. It's all symbolic. It's a king's portrait. The slight red tint to his hands and face obscured by the red that soaks the painting. The lighting looking like it's filtered through leaves. A monarch butterfly above his shoulder. I don't yet know the artist but god they deserve a museum if this is their work.

As long as the locks hold they can't get out.

If cats don't want to be bothered by humans they shouldn't be so botherable in both size and shape

File this under posts from 2012 that deal immense psychic damage

happy 10th birthday to one of the posts of all time

they should make a soup that fixes everything. one sip and you are free. one slurp and it all makes sense

the experienced Yemen bomber has to come in and help the amateur