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step two in introducing your pets humans
bonus:
PART 1
funi in my head, stupid in execution. Anyway, happy pride.
Yurifies your trolley problem <3
I think this ship (spaceship) is really funny
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its still technically may 31st here but who cares
I bet he thought "staggering waste of carbon" was a bar. bet he was like "haha I'm getting in an unusual vocab word and keeping the insult biology-themed, everyone will clap and that guy will collapse weeping from how wrong he just realized he was." and actually the room went dead quiet for ten seconds before someone said "are you trying to suicide bait (?) someone at a fucking unesco conference?" and he was like ummmmm no. I just mean that he should stop wasting his carbon by. yknow. redistributing it--okay yeah that is exactly what I'm doing.
another underappreciated tumblr feature that you dont get on other sites is the queue. i love it when something i thought was funny six months ago and then forgot about a week later crawlts its way out of the processing vortex and i get to see it all over again.
you should queue this post it would be funny and grant me immortality
you motherfuckers put me in the processing vortex
THE TIME LOOP
Spoilers but not really:
Regardless if you liked or disliked the movie (I personally loved it, honestly a solid 8.5/10), we can ALL agree the anti spoiler message at the beginning was PEAK
🧍 ........something transgender happened....
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Not only did mama raise a quitter, but she also raised a procrastinator, people-pleaser, doormat, coward, and liar, and you can’t put a price on that
he seems to be doing a pretty good job tbh
theist accelerationism: the world needs to get as bad as possible as fast as possible so God is forced to intervene
atheist accelerationism: the world needs to get as bad as possible as fast as possible in order to trigger a collapse of the current economic and socio-political structure
agnostic accelerationism: nobody knows why the world needs to get as bad as possible as fast as possible
Obligatory TMA crossover post
Obligatory TMA crossover post
Well. He's as close to being "on Rocky's chest" as possible considering the circumstances
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been phm pilled since I read it last summer so here’s a funny that’s been living in my brain since then
full thing below
k but imagine Rocky wanting to learn about how humans became the apex predators of their planet so he has Grace “hunt” him in the biodome as an experiment and during it he thinks Grace isn’t trying or taking it seriously which is bad bad bad because this is for research purposes
only for Rocky to get more and more tired as the experiment goes on just to realize that Grace isn’t which makes him panic so he puts as much distance as he can between them and finds a (hopefully) safe spot to sleep and when he wakes up the human is crouching over him like “got youuu” and Rocky has never shrieked so damn loud before in his life
