Soup Bug

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

I vote for you fishgirl

reblog to kick collegeboard in the balls

what was the whole class even for

Just had an evil thought. I am morally compromised. Even though I disagreed with it, I still thought it. I cannot be trusted.

Still rocking an NFT icon in this day and age is like seeing a confederate flag on the back of someone’s truck. You lost 100 years ago, fucker, it’s over.

Property taxes in beach city must be so insanely low I’d love to live there

every day i smash gender norms by being a woman who’s avoidant and emotionally unavailable #feminism

Every time something I say gets a negative reaction I remove it from the mental container of "things I can say". Which means eventually I will reach zero sayable words. And then I win, roll credits

stuck between “wow maybe people really are amazing and nice and i have something to learn from everyone” and “never let anyone in your life ever again everyone is evil”