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The Roths are a drug traffickers hiding out in Riverblossom Hills.

Mortimer is the Bill Nye of SimNation

Once Jocasta overheard someone say JoCAST A SPELL which after hearing this her whole life she cast a spell out of anger which destroyed all of Sunset Valley because of one corny joke.

Isabella used to go by Bella until one day she found her bedroom completely destroyed and painted in red with a note that said “There’s only one Bella out there & shes a crazy fucking bitch.” Although she changed her name she lives in constant fear that the abduction was a hoax & that shes coming to Veronaville.

Veronaville, Windenburg, Monte Vista, Midnight Hollow, and Moonlight Falls are all in the same continent, an ocean away from most other Sim Neighborhoods.

Veronaville is actually quite similar to Storybrook from once upon a time, except instead of fairy tales its Shakespeare’s plays & instead of a evil queen cursing everyone Titania fucked up making some sort of love spell.

Kaylynn Langerak relationships with Daniel & Don are merely just a way to get closer to her beloved Cassandra.

The Veronaville feud actually all started over a argument about who had more of a resting bitch face Consort or Patrizio.

Chastity was once a Jacoban nun don't ask.

The nudist colony at Pixel Acres has taken over the entirety of SimValley. Currently the “Nudist Empire” has plans to invade the neighbouring Desiderata Valley. 

The Huffingtons,The Sharpes & the Beakers are all cousins.

If Cassandra gets called “exotic” one more time she will actually hex you.

Circe is old money and has ties to the Capp and Monty families in Veronaville.

Nina isn't a hot head “LIKE YOU PUNCH THE MAILMAN ONE GODDAMN  TIME BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T LIKE THE TONE IN HIS AND THEN ALL OFF A SUDDEN ITS THIS BIG FUCKING THING.”

Olive wasn't Ophelia's only choice to live with olive she has some cousins who live near Veronaville but with a name like Ophelia she wasn't planning on fucking drowning in a “pond no sir!”.

Dora is 1/8th llama 

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