the beyond section

(smiling serenely) i’m going to attack you now

I can smell the poison in my goblet but I lowkey don't even care anymore

tomodachi life should have a morality slider in character creation. so you can create characters who are jerks, to create more friction and have more interesting interactions. and if they meet the right person, an evil person can have a change of heart, or a good person can be corrupted to the side of evil

my miis have been crushing for DAYS and they've been living together for WEEKS and have done NOTHING other than blush everytime the other walks in the room. tomodachi life too real. except for the mutual part. usually it's just me smh.

Nice racist joke dude! I couldn’t help but notice that your real political goals align with that though

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app