SorrowUnleashed

shoutout to the time my mom was hammered and i heard her trying to tell my dad that she murdered her first husband years ago and my dad very patiently said “i saw glenn in an elevator last week”

Imagine being a reverse Superman where you're really weak and struggle to keep up with your peers for your whole life until you learn that you're actually just from a race of aliens with comparatively shit body strength. This is the premise of Tarzan

you’re going to be okay. it’s going to be okay. you’re going to be okay. it’s going to be okay. you’re going to be okay. it’s going to be okay. you’re going to be okay. it’s going to be okay. you’re going to be okay. it’s going to be okay.

this is my void and i’ll scream into it if i want to!

what happened to the skeleton war, you guys used to love the skeleton war