Oh, Hello There.

Having the "omg you people can't do anything" disorder is so humiliating. Because that's literally in real life what people say if you struggle with adhd symptoms in their line of sight... maybe twice. Like no, I can't fucking do that. I can't remember things or commit to things and it DOES make me a bad friend and partner generally but that's a symptom of the disorder that DISORDERS me and makes my life MEASURABLY WORSE.

Caught myself spiraling and then remembered it's just my body not wanting to exist in these temperatures

please….listen to the whole thing. And imagine that you are IN SPACE in 1973 and you JUST woke up. Every time you adjust…it escalates somehow.

@followthebluebell

For a college game, I used an entire box of candy canes as a size colossal monstrous zombie grasshopper, and then when it died I ripped the box open and used the candy canes as size large monstrous parasitic horsehair worms erupting from its corpse. Nobody actually wanted to eat them after that so I took them home and ground them into a powder with a pestle, intending to add it to my hot cocoas. But I didn’t wash the pestle very well last time after using it to crush garlic and chilis, so I accidentally made chili-garlic-mint powder and then I tried serving that cocoa at a later D&D sesh, and we were all baffled at why it tasted so horrible until I was like oh my god it’s the ground up zombie ass worms. I contaminated them with garlic and chilis. And the group was like YOU GROUND UP THE ZOMBIE ASS WORMS AND FED THEM TO US which seemed like a lot of fuss over what would have otherwise been free and delicious cocoa. Then after that before taking any snacks they’d ask did you perchance put any zombie ass chili-garlic worm powder in this?, and then refuse to eat until I said None.