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A blueberry illustration I made last year š
This was one of the first book-style illustrations I made.
Thanks to everyone who had advice about using watercolors by Grendelbeans on reddit.
sucks so unbelievably bad that you canāt just like be a ladyās maid anymore. there used to be a job that consisted of taking care of one womanās every need every day for your whole life including dressing and undressing her and living with her and that was a normal thing to do in fact it was encouraged.

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This is a reminder for those who handmake Christmas presents that now is not too early to start. It may in fact be a good time to start if you have a lot to make/your craft takes a long time. You should maybe start it now, whether that's brainstorming or actually doing the crafts!
Translating this into tumblr's preferred public service announcement format for this kind of alert:
i do not ādelete sentencesā when they start āhindering the plotā i COPY PASTE THEM into a SEPARATE DOC made just for keeping all my USELESS LINES that i will also NEVER USE so therefore i should JUST DELETE THEM but i DONT because id FEEL BAD if i did
You don't actually have to kill your darlings. You can just put them in the oubliette #myoubliette
on another note, watched The Mummy (1999) the other day and I couldnāt helpĀ feel like the OāConnells and the Addams (Addams Family Values (1993) would get on really well ya know? The OāConnells are basically the pastel adventure version of the Addams, surely they would just be vibinā over tea and crumpets in an extremely haunted mansion having a ball of a time
Morticia: āSo what is it you do for a living my dear?ā
Evelyn: āWe dig up dead people who often have monstrous curses placed on them!ā
Morticia: āfascinatingā
Gomez: *leaping out from behind a pillar which is encrusted with ominous looking runes* en garde!
Rick: *grabs sword from equally ominous looking wall full of weapons one of which seems to be glowing* fantastic I was getting a bit rusty
Gomez: *nearly in tears* oh heās screaming nonsensically, what spirit! what reslove!
*Rick and Gomez, still frantically sword fighting*
Rick: Have I mentioned how wonderful my wife is yet, I really feel like I havenāt really expanded enough on how wonderful she is
Gomez: do go on, I would be delighted to hear about how wonderful your wife is, I strongly encourge all men to extoll the virtues of their wives with rapturous praise, however I should perhaps mention my wife is in fact better
*sword fighting intensifies as both men rapturously extoll the virtues of their wives*
Jonathan and Fester and Cousin Itt watch from the bar, where Lurch and Thing are making the drinks.
Jonathan and Thing knew one another from The War; each thought the other to be dead
Their reunion is highly emotional
Rick, whilst swordfighting:Ā My wife resurrected an ancient evil that brought about the plagues.
Gomez: What. A. Woman.
she is going home to make soup. (via)
Reblog for soup girl
REBLOG FOR SOUP GIRLā¼ļø

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I love you being trans I love you trans women i love you gender exploration I love you self discovery
[link to the Reddit post]
[ID: two screenshots of a reddit post on r/offmychest by user awaythrowjessie, titled "My girlfriend made me realize I'd be happier as a woman". it reads as follows:
I am 33, born male, and have had major self image issues my entire life. I hated seeing myself in mirrors, pictures, you name it. I honestly thought it was kinda normal so I just accepted it.
Now about 3 weeks ago I was at my girlfriends house, we have been dating a little over a year now, and have plans to move in together soon. Now recently she has shaved her head to support of her friends with cancer (side note thenl treatments for that friend are going very well). She had since bought some wigs to wear while her hair grows back out. We were joking around as I have male pattern baldness, and when she went to the bathroom I jokingly threw a wig on and waited. She came our, saw me we laughed for a bit and she said "you know I think you'd make a pretty girl" we laughed some more but those words triggered something in me.
Cut to a few night's ago she asked why I've been acting weird lately and I just told her how i was feeling. She said "alright let's do this " and when I asked what she told me she was going to give me a bit of a makeover and put me in one of her dresses and if i liked it then good. I was nervous and asked what if I did like it would she still be attracted to me. She just responded with "Baby you know I'm bi, guy or girl you're still mine." Her words reassured me honestly i love her so much.
Anyways she finished the make up, fitted a wig on me perfectly and got me in a dress and even helped me put a bra on and stuff in a little so i could see what breasts would kinda look like on me. Now I expected to see myself in the mirror, laugh this off and move on right, but I didn't. She did an unbelievable job, like I looked like I had been born a woman, and when I saw myself in the mirror for the first time in my entire life, I liked what I saw. I probably stared at myself for a good 10 minutes before she finally asked me something. She asked what I wanted to be called. After a few seconds I said Jessie, I always like the name Jessie. She whispered in my ear "well Jessie, you look beautiful." And that was it, I knew this was who i wanted to be.
I'm nervous now though, my friends will accept it but my family are, well let's just say not very progressive. But this is what I want.
end ID]
thereās an update!!Ā
[link]
[ID: A screenshot of a Reddit post from r/offmychest by user awaythrowjessie, titledĀ āI went out as Jessie for the first time and I was honestly surprisedā. The screenshot reads: Hello everyone, this is an official follow up to my previous post that went viral and caught me off guard.
So me and my girlfriend, (Who has officially agreed to disclose her name lol) Emily, had gone shopping for me to get me outfits and the like. Earlier today i put on one of those outfits and officially faced the world as Jessie for the first time.
To say I was nervous would be an understatement. We went to our local mall and I was almost shaking, thankfully Emily calmed me down and said if anyone said anything mean to me she'd handle it, then playfully threw up her hands like a boxer lol. We stepped inside and started walking around going in stores and I noticed something, no one was staring. Like at all. I live in an area that still has issues with LGBTQ people so I was afraid of staring or aggressive people. But none of that happened. People greeted me, the store workers were kind and nobody looked at me like I was weird. I felt comfortable, and Emily even said she saw someone check me put, though i doubt that.
This was unbelievable to me and honestly I felt like myself. I feels nice that I can go out without worrying about Judging eyes.
To all the supporters of my previous post thank you, you have made me happy. Ill keep this account going to let you join me in my journey and once I'm confident enough I'll post up some pics of me and Emily too :) end ID]
I'd much rather people reblogged this version of the post than any other at this time btw
Honestly crying right now. Wherever Jessie and Emily are at this moment, I hope they're doing well.
This is so similar to my wife's story I'm smiling and crying at the same time. I love it every time someone realizes they can live as their authentic self.
formative years? arenāt they all?
show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse
idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????
'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa
THIRTY TWO??????
Listen that doesnāt even account for all the weird shit local farmers are getting up to.
May I present the best apple:
the world is so big and beautiful
There are actually around 2500 different apple varieties in the US. There used to be around 14,000-17,000 varieties grown here, 10k of which are heritage or heirloom "lost" apples that aren't grown anymore on a larger scale (though some farmers and hobbyists do recreate them and occasionally an older tree will be found). Only about 100 are grown commercially in the US though, the rest are local and experimental varieties
one of the funniest conversations I ever had with my ex was when they were still getting used to Celsius and asked me "what's 20 degrees?" and instead of converting it, I said "it's the highest your dad will ever let you set the thermostat and when you say you're cold he tells you to put on another sweater, we're not made of money" and they went "oh, 68"
the fact that this reference was that fucking precise was something they went on to tell people about for years.
I'm posting this here just to spam rb it
[ID: post on r/TransDIY by AngelOfDepth. Post reads: Public Service Announcement/Reminder Please, for your own sake and the sanity of everyone else around you, don't wait until the last minute to order a resupply of your HRT. If you're somewhere between half and three quarters through your current supply, and you don't already have backup on hand or in-route, it's time to put the gears in motion towards topping off. Don't wait until the last minute. Providers come and go, inventory levels fluctuate wildly, seizurse by customs and postal carriers are on the rise, legal status changes, money gets tight... So many things can screw with your ability to order, and when your supplies are running out and you try to order, it might be a month or two or even more before you receive a shipment. Don't be that person freaking out because you only have two weeks supply remaining and you're franticposting trying to find a vendor who has product in stock. /end ID]

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