Soots

how to do things that everyone else seems to do no problem

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

if m!leven dated in a modern au, max would comment "free her" on every single one of mike's posts about el. and she'd beg el to dump him in the comments of all el's posts about mike. meanwhile will would be in the comments like "you guys are so cute :)))" crying as he types it

gender affirming pointy teeth

i sure hope nothing haunted or spooky happens

I SURE HOPE NOTHING HAUNTED OR SPOOKY HAPPENS

AHEM.

I SURE HOPE NOTHING HAUNTED OR SPOOKY HAPPENS

i give up. go fuck yourself

OH FUCK YOU

have you ever sorted shapes and colors with your life on the line

the fact that pro-monarchy arguments have degenerated, over the past few centuries, from “the king rules by divine right and is accountable to nobody but god”, to “uhm the royals generate a lot of income from tourism” will never stop being extremely funny to me

the monarchs… bad. but the castles? oh, the castles are positively lush with rats… 👅

Delete this account immediately.

i wonder if this is going to work. hello to you, haiku bot!

Did Spencer want to be a cowboy because it’s so solitary..? So scared of abandonment he would abandon everyone else before they got the chance?