Memes? On my blog? It's more likely than you think

literally had a customer come up to me as i was making her drinks and say "your name shouldnt be finn. it means fair haired and you have dark hair." thanks man!!!!!

GOD

the human characters in homestuck all have normal names. you could name your child Dave and nobody would ever know. it would just be your little secret.

sorry but if your bed isn’t against at least one wall you’re not valid

A single person’s bed is generally against 2 walls, a couple’s bed is generally against 1 wall, and people with 0 walls have no fear of the dark/unseen with direct access to their head, and therefore cannot be human.

ok the bed just out in the middle of the room is bad but have you considered: only the footboard end against a wall

no i hadn’t. why would you put that image into my head?

I’m at a loss for words

STay out of my study unless you intend to have sex with me

im the gray text

So I am treating myself to a day at Dashcon. Thing is I can only go one day and both Friday/Saturday have really cool things planned. Which day should I go? Please help me out.

Saturday has a ball pit and meet-ups soooooooo. ;D