Noisy Pegasus

a 500 word short story with the same plot as your novel that explores how quickly the problem could be solved by sonic the hedgehog

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I’ve never seen this one before and it just punched me in the fucking face.

Just like Knuckles did to Sonic

The science behind THC + alcohol as a combination is literally soo interesting because it basically causes the crimson red duckling in your body to confront the serpent in the bronze vessel of your heart. Basically you feel good because the duckling is able to eat the harmonious seeds stored within the vessel and transfer these positive energies into your body. You can have bad highs when this happens if the duckling awakens the serpent and it bites the duckling. The interesting part is when you ingest alcohol after THC because it floods the vessel and causes the serpent to fall into a deep sleep. The duckling never gets attacked by the serpent when this happens because it is unconscious and the duckling is actually able to get fat from the harmonious seed, which causes an enjoyable sensation.

Stop making everything “smart”!

The most malignant examples aren't the ones that go 'inert' if you're not paid up, but the ones that make themselves universally unusable, like the above PERPENDICULAR MATTRESS.

Rich people live in a different world because the phrase "smart bed" sounds like a disaster. What the fuck is your bed smart for, if not to teach you a lesson? Only thing I need my bed to do is let me sleep. Which is no easy task already.