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"I asked ChatGPT" well I asked Rupert Giles and he sighed and took off his glasses and started cleaning them

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

the more you twist yourself into a pretzel to avoid regret the harder it will hit when it eventually catches up to you.

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

the duty of the historian is to suck and fuck the historical evidence. always.

i love when ugly things are also erotic. that's how all of this started