Up Gallows Creek Without A Paddle

Oh come on this was a gimme

You think a mask dtiys challenge would come up and I WOULDN’T do it???? It’s a slam dunk!!!

Here’s the original photo btw

And then I remembered she also removed a child’s face, possibly while he was still alive.

However, I do have concrete evidence that suggests merit for my personal favorite ships.

Now we all know Forrest is from Chicago. And we know from conventional wisdom that “you can take the [person] out of [place], but you can’t take the [place] out of [person]”

And we therefore know that since Chicago is at least some integral part of Forrest, we know that properties of Chicago must therefore be some integral properties of Forrest.

And what structure is a central piece of the Chicago landscape, located in the heart of the city?

Forrest: everything okay hon?

Marie: oh yeah. I’m great.

Forrest:… watcha doing on the floor?

Marie: nothing.

Forrest: …is it the-

Marie: what?

Forrest: when is your birthday?

Marie: no, I heard what you said. Why does that matter?

Forrest: because I want to know.

Marie: why?

Forrest:…. Why do you think? So I can know when to get you a gift.

Marie: oh, no, you don’t have to do any of that.

Forrest: well, I want to. So when is it?

Marie: it doesn’t matter.

Forrest: ….how long has it been since you celebrated your birthday?

Marie: since before my son was born.

Forrest: okay but he’s eighteen.

Marie: yeah?

Forrest: so it’s been eighteen years since you’ve celebrated your birthday???

Marie: what’s the big deal?

Forrest: well, everyone likes to feel special every once in a while, don’t they? Plus, with what you have gone through, making it another full year on earth is a genuine achievement. You’ve beaten the odds.

Marie: If you’re asking me if I want a party, the answer is no.

Forrest: it doesn’t have to be a party.

Marie: I’m still not telling you.

Forrest: fine, I’ll just ask your sister. And then she’ll want to throw a party since I brought it up.

Because yes, anyone can understand losing a loved one is terrible. Anyone can understand being ostracized from your community is shitty.

I really really want to eventually write a oneshot focused on Forrest and Henry’s relationship. Like, how Henry went from absolutely hating this man to appreciating him as another member of his family. Not quite his stepfather, but family nonetheless.

It would definitely come from Henry being faced with indisputable evidence that being in a relationship is genuinely healing for his mom. Like his whole life he’s seen her just miserable and brokenhearted and bitter and then she starts actually looking happy, she starts genuinely smiling more, she even starts looking healthier- less dark circles, brighter skin, light back in her eyes.

And it becomes impossible to hate Forrest because he did in like eight months what Henry couldn’t do in eighteen years.

Forrest: hey, how’s it going? I’ll have a glass of the cab-sauv and the lady would like the pale ale on tap.

Fancy restaurant bartender: coming right- you sound so familiar. Would I know you from somewhere?

Forrest: uh… I don’t…

Bartender: no, I swear I know you from somewhere. Help me out here.

Forrest: *sighs* well, I used to do radio…

Bartender: oh my god- YOURE THE GUY THAT GOT CANNED AFTER THAT CRAZY INTERVIEW! I LISTENED TO YOU ALL THE TIME!! YOURE AWESOME!

Forrest: *dryly* hahah wow thanks…

*he leans over into Marie’s ear*

Today’s shitpost- Marie absolutely tripping balls on anesthetic, completely unaware she had a baby.

Alter Ego animation meme!

Freaking finally

So I was doing research for my George Lives fic and asked the question “hey so what was it like to have babies in a rural hospital in the late 1960’s?”

I should not have asked that question.

And I fully understand anyone who wants to not read this chapter even because I barely implied what Marie would have to go through. It is beyond unpleasant, honestly probably considered medical abuse by today’s standards.

If medical stuff somehow DOESN’T freak you out, I am very excited to present this newest chapter to you in the following days.

Again I am not even going into detail I’m just stating plainly what happened with JUST enough info you understand the truth but not enough where it paints a vivid picture. I’m even leaving a lot of the worst details out.

Wait for me!

Since everyone and their mom was drawing Ryland Grace and Laika I decided to draw some KF characters with some other animal heroes

The sled dogs are just a few of the dogs who mushed in the 1925 Diphtheria Serum Run in Nome, Alaska. A small town in the middle of nowhere came down with a nasty outbreak of the disease and their doctor’s antitoxin was expired. Due to horrific winter conditions, the town’s only hope was to send a relay team of dogs and their mushers to retrieve fresh antitoxin across the state and then go back again to bring it to them.