Astro Librarian

Happy 30th birthday to my boy ❤️

the mayor of ottawa just declared january 29 officially "shane hollander day"

literally what the fuck do you mean its still january. how is that remotely possible. its been six months minimum

hippocrates of athens is kind of hilarious like. imagine receiving a horrible public omen at the olympic games (vessels with meat and water boiled over after he made his sacrifice) and one of the seven sages of greece is like "yeahhhhh you should probably disown your son if you have one. and if you dont then go ahead and divorce your wife. and if you arent married yet then great, just don't marry anyone who can have kids." and you're like "actually im Not doing that" and you have a kid anyway and that kid goes on to be peisistratos the three-time tyrant of athens

my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

If T makes you gain weight and E and antidepressants do it too, and so does enjoying good food and not being hungry all the time, then perhaps maybe sometimes joy & weight gain come hand in hand and that's good

Little Birds and Delta of Venus, Anaïs Nin (b. 21 February 1903)

Still feels weird that the same band made "You're Gonna Go Far, Kid" and "Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"

It's like if Smash Mouth and Fall Out Boy were one band.

The Offspring are honestly a contender for the funniest punk band ever, made even funnier by the fact that Dexter Holland is pushing 60 now and has a PhD in virology.

The hook from "Come Out And Play" was created because Dexter Holland was doing lab work and did, in fact, have to keep certain petri dishes separated while disinfecting them. So he kept saying "gotta keep 'em separated" to himself while working, and it stuck in his head so badly that it made it into the song.

A role model for all of us indecisive people who want to do and try anything and everything.