mattheo

people talk about the weirdness of seeing school friends get married and have kids but its even crazier when its online friends. like bro i've seen your carrd kin list. we went to homestuck together. brothers in chronically online arms. what do you MEAN youre pregnant.

illegal immigration is swag and epic and i salute everyone who does it. personally i think if you can afford to move somewhere you should be allowed to live there no questions asked. actually even if you cant afford it, it's not like i can afford to live here either. who give a shit.

there are people with genders you will never comprehend and people fucking in ways you will never understand and people making art you just don't get and that shit RULES

done healing my inner child. next up is my inner teen. her highness demands a sword.

the trees you grew up with have not forgotten you. their branches still whisper your name in the breeze and their roots remember the paths your feet once traced through their shade.

FISH HAMMER

For beating the carp outta someone

she nothing on my nothing til i nothing. celibacy

they were right btw. you have to dig yourself out of your grave over and over again

kitten I’ll be honest the finality of everything in this world haunts daddy like a second shadow