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Sending the job market get well soon wishes because I’m fucking tired of this slog

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Ever since I got glasses, I find myself taking them off… to see better.

#anyone else do this #like I have a low prescription I can see without them but I’m still catching myself like. hey. glasses are for seeing #why do I take them off 💀#glasses

ontopofgravity

I asked one of my (male) friends to stop using the phrase “man up” and he has been using “fortify” for the past two weeks instead and it’s just a little thing but honestly it makes a difference

and tbh it’s also pretty funny when I start to deflate in the library and he leans over and goes “FORTIFY”

teakayblog

Dude, fortify is bangin’. That makes things like you’re some kind of RPG character. Fortify is way better than “man up.”

auspiciousleader

Happy 10th anniversary to Fortify

Went to the doctor and got diagnosed with seasonal allergies. How embarrassing.

#doctor visit #blog post

asmallfrogart

Small Independent Deer Does Its Errands

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I ate an onion at like 1pm today and I have had other snacks and meals since and I can still taste that motherfucker and it’s past 11pm now

#onion

lyninabin

notahorseindisguise

do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

post-uwuifier

do yoo evew say someting and den tink “wow dis isn’t even a bit!! im just wike dis UwU”

This post has been UwU-ified!

notahorseindisguise

i feel dirty after reading that

post-uwuifier

do yoo need a scwubby wubby? OwO

notahorseindisguise

i think i do need a scwubby wubby to be honest but not from you

post-uwuifier

When is it my turn to be happy.

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you fuckers dont know about my knife knife

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sword

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blocked

vulgarmaw

Parried

I don’t understand the hype over “hot” celebrities like what am I missing. Do you actually want to fuck them???

#ace problems #ace things #asexual #asexual things #asexual community

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People desire to see other people naked?? Seems fake but okay

#asexual #ace things #asexual community

I don’t know about the rest of you, but I get so uncomfy when someone tells me they think I’m pretty and give me that once over where they’re looking just at my body. It wigs me out so bad because they’re thinking about having sex with me and that makes me the most kind of uncomfortable.

#ace things #asexual #asexual things

lizardsfromspace

"Sex is what makes us human" is stupid. Almost every species fucks. Humans are the only species that jumps motorcycles over school buses that are on fire. Some other things too probably

aro-and-ace-memes-thoughts

[ID: The pigeon meme. A man, labelled “My family”, looks at a butterfly, labelled “A boy I mentioned once”, asking “Is this her future boyfriend?”. End ID]

Heteronormativity sucks. I just want to talk freely about my male friends just like I do about my female ones.

punsanddragons

“but aces are only 1% of the population!”

okay, do you have a friend who:

has green eyes (2% of the world’s population)

has red hair (1-2% of the world’s population)

regularly watches anime (~3.5% of the world’s population)

is vegan (.5-3% of the world’s population)

has a phd (1.1% of the world’s population that has been to university)

knows how to code (.5% of the world’s population)

can dunk a basketball on a regulation sized hoop (1% of the world population)

lives in california (.5% of the world’s population)

the chances are pretty damn good you know someone in an above group. i’ll admit, the numbers aren’t perfect. but just think about it. what are the odds you know someone who is ace?

especially when more and more people are realizing they’re aspec due to more visibility

shitpostsorcerer

I like the knowledge that there are more aces than people in California

antignocchiphase

If we banded together all the aces, we could take over California.

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punsanddragons

unbelievably funny to me that there’s people out there just... experiencing sexual attraction