james

my favorite thing about louis is he's a business major in a world of theater kids. everyone's playing psychological games with each other through theater and rock music and the fractured art of storytelling and he's like "but what are the margins on my vampire hotel"

"oh yeah i love spn. such a good show. helps me relax in the evenings" i say as i clock in to watch an episode that's gonna make me clench my fists and bite on my lip in absolute burning anger over those bitches, once again

“Tai can’t be final girl because Shauna’s so ruthless!!” “Tai can’t be final girl because Shauna’s so powerful!!” “Tai can’t be final girl because Shauna-“ Taissa Audrey Turner beat the actual SHIT out of a WOLF with an AXE in season ONE. Taissa MOTHERFUCKING Turner gave Shauna ONE LOOK in season 3 and that bitch backed down like a dog with its tail between its legs. Taissa THE GOAT Turner has a literal vengeful evil murderous other self in her head that she’s been battling the entirety of the show and the first thing they have EVER agreed on is that Shauna’s bitchass has to die. And the two of them are now in an alliance with fucking mysterious fentanyl quigley over here in the corner. Shauna is one hundred percent toast are we for real

How are people still thinking that Armand is the villain of this season while Lestat himself is joining the war on the Great Conversion on the side of the Great Conversion, while also flagrantly revealing the existence of vampires to humans. Lestat and friends are literally planning to make more vampires to wipe out humanity, but*Armand* is the big bad? The dude who just keeps getting into cheesy romcom levels scenarios with Daniel and killed ONE guy?