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Chiron and Mr D: now that you've trained at camp for one (1) week it's time for you to embark on a quest to retrieve Zeus' lightning bolt and stop all out war from breaking out amongst the Gods.

Really disturbing pattern of Israelis targeting sheep and horses in the West Bank and Gaza the last few days.

Adult Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase are the most surreal power couple in the mortal world.

They have this kid who follows them around that always wears a hat and walks with crutches. He's very obviously not their biological son?? He claims they're his best friends?? Sometimes he lectures them like he's older than them??

My friends who just got their first glasses: i need this highly expensive special cloth to wipe them, I also have this eyeglass cleaner from the same company, did you know you shouldn't use your t shirt unless it's specifically soft

Science nerd here: the reason dish soap works so goddamn well is because it's a surfactant. It specifically lifts and encases oil droplets and allows them to be washed away with water. Alcohol on the other hand is a solvent. It dissolves things, but it's not as good as a surfactant for removing oils. And it can strip lens coatings.

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Hades came, he served absolute looks, he blackmailed his nephew, he grossly misjudged the situation, his daddy issues got triggered, he did a complete 180 by deciding yes actually he is going to steal his brother's shit, that backfired, and now arguably he's more confused than he was before Percy broke into his castle.

everyone thinking we would get a parallel to mark of athena when this was just Annabeth giving Cerberus scratches omg