i'm only a baby boy!

not to be like im bisexual but im bisexual

i love tv shows. would love to not be disappointed by them someday 

Me after one cup of coffee : i am beautiful and fast

And Lord of the Rings remains the superior fantasy franchise. As it should be.

I feel called out

You think if I take a bath in the dark while listening to Hozier I’ll meet god?

Review: Would absolutely recommend. I didn’t meet any specific gods however I was suddenly overcome with the feeling that my body was a temple at which I was supposed to leave offerings. 

Matthew Murdock after beating the shit out of a bunch of criminals: they were breathing when I left they’re in God’s hands now

when freud said bisexuality is what happens when you dont fully develop a brain he was right and im proof

Freud is a lil bitch, my idiocy doesn’t have nothing to do with bisexuality and all to do with my own hubris

i get offended when freud says i’m a dumbass because i’m bi, because i feel like he’s overlooking all the other perfectly valid reasons i’m a dumbass.