look alive, sunshine

World Heritage Post

"the Hadestown proshot exceeds box office expectations" truly, who could have predicted fans going repeated times, to see the musical whose entire concept is about the musical repeating

Yes, (it is heavily implied) that Hadestown (2026) has a train in it

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

Imagine losing a game you rigged

NOOOOOO OH MY GOD LMAO

That is a new level of containment breach

Fozzy getting hit on by lots of twinks

Happy Pride Month

Ten years later, this bit still slaps. They made a great pun and realized they could be nice/inclusive with it too.