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I think a Rose Quartz… and an Amethyst… make a… S m o k e y Q u a r t z

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Cecil: *sitting on the couch writing fanfiction/scrolling tumblr/things Cecil does when he's relaxing*
Carlos: *sitting next to him, then after a few moments he starts gently poking him with his car key and turning it a little bit*
Cecil: ??? Why are you poking me with your car key???
Carlos: Because
Carlos: *stifling a goofy grin* I'm trying to turn you on.
Cecil isn’t so much a person as he is a visible manifestation of an eldritch abomination. The real Cecil can’t manifest directly in Night Vale, so it “reaches” into reality using the form that everyone in Night Vale perceives as Cecil. The body it uses is less like a body and more like a solid hologram that the real Cecil uses like a puppet to interact with Night Vale. Sometimes he forgets this.
im not like other teenagers, im 51
- Madonna
Panic! In front of the cute boy

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1990: don't drink and drive
2000: don't text and drive
2016: don't pokémon go and drive
This is actually v important and needs to be reblogged
Gonna just share this:
My European Studies professor decided a few weeks ago to take a Friday and instead of following the syllabus, he spent the entire hour and a half comparing Hitler’s actions from a European perspective to that of what Trump is doing in America. He never repeated a single point, and even used video and photos like this to show the comparison.
To make things better, he had us do an in class assignment for participation points. He first played a clip on youtube of one of Hilter’s speeches, subtitled and 3 minutes long. He then played a clip of one of Trump’s rallies. Our assignment? Copy down every single sentence that matched in translation down on a sheet of paper or a word document that wasn’t repeated. The person with the closest amount to what my professor found got a candy bar.
My professor found, in just three minutes of a speech, that Trump matched 65 different phrases/sentences to that of Hitler’s translation.
65 nearly identical phrases used in his speeches. Take a moment to think about that.
the last one!!!!
2017 is like 6 months away and I still think 2007 was 3 years ago
fuck
i’ve seen a few posts going around of people trying to stump akinator and i think i’ve got it you guys
i’m gonna make him guess those trees off to the left
wish me luck
they’re fucking trees akinator
idk man i try to stay out of the relationship conflicts of vegetation
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS AKINATOR??????????????? FUCK THIS GAME

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To everyone who tries shaming people with “y’all are too busy with [insert frivoulous fad here] to care about [insert important world issue here]”
People keep saying, “what if men did what you did to ghostbusters but the other way around!!!!!” but 1) You can’t. There isn’t one major blockbuster from the past 30 years with enough girls to do that with, and 2) Don’t assume that I wouldn’t completely support an all male cheetah girls reboot
Um. All Male Josie and the Pussycats. Can you imagine?
All-male Charlie’s Angels including the slow sexy upward pans of the camera, pointlessly open shirts, and skintight catsuits. Our heroes must pose as masseuses, belly dancers, and more to seduce female CEOs, senators, and heads of security while constantly proving their loyalty to Charlie who is voiced by Lucy Liu.
Yes to all of these.
all-male Mean Girls with absolutely no plot deviance. Just a big muscley guy explaining that on Wednesdays, they wear pink.
If you ever feel sad just remember that Snape had to teach Luna potions too
Snape: What…are you doing, Miss Lovegood?
Luna: I decided not to make this potion, Professor. It has bad energy.
Snape: You…what?
Luna: Bad energy. Bad. But I revitalized this flower for you from the ingredients and you can put it in your hair.
Snape: …..
Luna: I think it would look very nice on you. Keeps away the Wrackspurts, you know.
Snape: *awkward slides away*
Mrs Hudson & Mycroft, Sherlock series 4 trailer
FUCK IT UP HUDDERS

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We don’t have enough young, female antiheroes. We don’t accept women as antiheroes the way we do the men.
How do you say “I don't know” in your native language or the language you are learning?