my off putting looks, awkward demeanor, and strange behavior have captivated you

ACADEMY AWARD LOSER ANDREW GARFIELD

how r ppl not laughing at the sheer absurdity of this moment like y’all couldn’t hold back on the thinkpieces for a second just to gag at the fact that will smith open palm smacked the shit out this man and then won the most prestigious acting award of the night like 20 mins later

more rich people should fight on live tv for my entertainment

next week at the grammys i wanna see someone throw a chair at justin bieber. ive had a taste of award show violence and i fear i now crave it

“yeah no” is one of the best phrases in contemporary English.

Weed strains are like "smells of banana with a slightly nutty note" my brother in christ it smells like weed

something about crowds singing in unison at concerts that leaves my entire existence awestruck. so ethereal. its the the most human thing ever.

A crushing victory

Why does hobby lobby not have barcodes

*looks in the mirror* tbh: i see you around school sometimes but we Never talk, rate: 8.9.