Robbie

In the midst of all of the Everything, I am so delighted that now every nerd convention has *multiple* fake Sams Reich wandering around roping cosplayers into impromptu Game Changers.

"#yes the plural of 'sam reich' is 'sams reich' like attorneys general"

It's spring now which means the kids in my city have started drawing hopscotches on the sidewalk and as a rule I do every hopscotch I see because 1. Use it or lose it (ability to scotch) and 2. If a child got down on the hardscrabble streets of Boston Massachusetts to draw a scotch the least I can do is use it, but in doing the hopscotches, I've learned that about 50% of them are the typical 8-10 step scotch and the other 50% are. Somewhat avant-garde. And of course I'm not vetting the entire scotch before I start it so sometimes it's like haha 8 steps woo! Childlike whimsy! And sometimes they're 20 steps or 30 or they've got a section with three squares instead of two where you have to do a little Charleston to step on all three, or, memorably, FORTY one foot squares. A full BLOCK of jumping on one foot but I'm no quitter so once I've started Jigsaw Junior's fuckin hopscotch gauntlet I'm there til the end just a daily pot smoker in her thirties jumping kasa-obake style through an affluent suburb while some little proto-kennedy watches from his bedroom window rubbing his sadistic little third grade hands together and cackling. It's amazing. I love spring.

I didn't sleep at all but I feel amazing I can feel the dragon energy coursing through my veins

Capulets vs Montagues

Two houses, utterly devoid of dignity

just remembered that i genuinely googled “world’s largest diamond” and “famous cursed gems” yesterday. just my #evilwizardlifestyle

Recession Indicator

…..maybe