I'm always prepared to hit someone with my guitar

yeah i drive the truck that isekais all those lonely 20yo NEETs and bored salarymen. it’s a really hard job. they keep sending me to workplace counselling after each hit. “it’s normal to feel guilt at ending someone’s life,” they say. how do i tell them that’s not what makes me feel guilty? “but it’s okay. he’ll live a better life in another world.” yeah, with 100 girls who could have lived normal lives but got drafted into being in these boring dudes’ harems. how many women’s lives have i ruined. and they don’t even know. they don’t even know

peeing after robot sex so i dont get an hdmi

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#what was that about breaking bad fans having phds in video editing

Miku in Fortnite does nothing for me. I respect that she's a professional and needs to get that bag, but you can tell her heart's not in the performance. If you want to see Miku with a gun, her natural home is Garry's Mod, not Fortnite.