I like onion rings

I feel like we as a society aren't appreciating m&m's enough. Am I the only one who thinks they're the best candy? People are really out there preferring Starbursts? What are we doing

I eat peanut m&m’s all the time

is it too early or can we start screaming now

in retrospect perhaps we should have started sooner

this post is the equivalent of a newspaper from the day of the outbreak being blown past by the wind after you wake up in a post apocalyptic world

World Heritage Post

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

i know what i want, potato, come through for me!

I REBLOGGED THIS AND NOW I FIND OUT I PASSED ALL MY UNIVERSITY ENTRANCE EXAMS WITH GOOD GRADES????

Potat

POTATO!

forget about touching grass, i need to touch THE SEA I NEED TO GO INTO THE WATER I NEED TO DIVE INTO THE SEA!!!!!!!!!!!!

forget about touching girls, i need to touch THE SEA I NEED TO GO INTO THE WATER I NEED TO DIVE INTO THE SEA!!!!!!!!!!!!

i just wanna do nothinggggg 😭😭😭😭😭 which is like what im already doing but i wanna do it in a way that doesnt actively ruin my life 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Dying for you is easy. Breathing for you, however, is my sacrament. Every breath I choose to take is a vow that I exist only to love you.

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

The last time i got one of those (I'm almost always anemic and can't donate) my blood had gone back to the hospital I was born in and it was used to treat a gun shot victim.

I think you win this one

Donating blood as gacha

It’s written in blood

the second radish is 29 feet away

this is legitimately the funniest post on this site

You’ll want to ration your radishes to survive the journey

❤️🥰🙌🏻