Some Guy (Liam)

Polite version of i want that twink obliterated

I think strange horrible things should stop befalling my friends

I think strange wonderful things should start befalling my friends

I used to really like the ✨ emoji but now she's best friends with AI and I feel like I can't trust her anymore

NO do NOT let them win. We can save her. We can wrest her association back from AI. She doesn't deserve this and we can't abandon her.

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

ive never been able to take "climb him like a tree" as a sexual innuendo seriously because i picture climbing a tree in my mind and then i picture a tall man in my mind and when i put those two things together im not seeing anything sexual. im seeing like. circus tricks.

Being high has me saying things like “I like friends” as if it’s some profound relization

Actually I think I do this sober too

just saw a chair so photogenic I had to reevaluate my feelings towards plastic furniture

hmm... *gets in evil bed and holds my evil stuffed animal* evil night.. *turns off my fucked up evil lamp*

if i ever interacted with you and it was awkward just know im sorry and painfully aware that sometimes i come off like a person who is having the first conversation of their life

You Are Not Immune To fanart of characters who die in canon that has them alive and well, with scars from the wound that originally killed them