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Sometimes knowing spoilers for shows is more fun cause u get to spend the show being like how the fuck does that even end up happening ..

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

What the hey, i could use a little luck

hello to all the beautiful exhausted intelligent resentful compassionate irritated women of the internet i love you

It really does feel like that

working in an office is just like being in a horse movie except the horse is a printer. im the only one in the office who can make it work and its because the printer and i have a special bond. its a wild and untamable spirit and we are going to win the big race

the clock & calculator apps are like twin sisters to me

had a dream where my mom tried to give our Venus fly trap a spoonful of milk and it immediately started hacking and coughing like an adult human man

5 ibuprofen 2 garlic

Try my recipe boy

Fun Fact: in one month (1/1/23), all Sherlock Holmes stories hit the public domain and the Conan Doyle Estate can't do shit! I say this for absolutely no reason but also congrats in advance to the happy couple.

HEARTBREAKING: Poor girl has to get out of the soft warm bed even though she is so so so so comfy

adhd tip you can replace a “meal” with up to 3 hours of “the app” but watch out

i actually dont mind tumblr posts reposted to pinterest. the 13 y/o "pinterest in the only social media my parents let me have" girlies deserve a little treat

OH MY GOD

I really didn’t have “Ned cheats on his wife with Alex, confirms it, and leaves the Try Guys” on my 2022 bingo