Solving the world's problems

“i never see you at the club” ok well i never see you on ao3 at 2am reading about the same two bitches falling in love for the 1000th time in the 500th way

sometimes when I'm lonely I look at my follower count. I imagine all those people following me in the street. every now and then i do a cartwheel and land flat on my stomach, groaning in pain. three people give me an appreciative nod. i feel validated. i have broken seven ribs.

[Image ID: Text reading: I'm 14, at the beach in my hometown, feeling like "whatever" it so boring who cares really? And then this woman ran out onto the sand and exclaimed "It's the ocean!" I ask "what?" "I grew up in Colorado. I've never seen the ocean. My God! There's so much water" tears began to stream down her face and I thought "we're on the same beach, but mine is boring and hers is beautiful and if I have to choose ... id rather be in on her beach" as she walked away continuing to exclaim about palm trees and coconuts I thought about how easily time makes us numb to beauty and how I didn't want to live that way anymore. for the rest of my childhood, the beach was very different. /End ID]

love how the king was just like nah let's see where the dog is going with this

Reverse John Wick

best depiction of the batfam will always be "You grew up to be the person who would have saved you" but it applies to them each respectively and that's why none of them can see eye to eye and also get up their own asses about things and go to such great lengths to defend their personal brand of justice. Because they can never stop trying to save themselves from their own history.

Wants to be a criminal but too small to commit crimes 😔