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@reading-wanderer
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Okay so Ollie loves sinks and showers and running water of all kinds, yes? This is known.
And ever since he was a kitten, when I first caught him peeing in the bathtub and he sae me use the shower to clean it out, he has been doing this whenever he wants a faucet turned on
Tub, sink, shower, whatever- he will climb on in. Scratch scratch scratch. LOOK at me. Then do it again
I learned this was intentional when I taught him the word "water", and after that whenever I caught him scratching I'd say "water?" and he'd stop to run over to the spigot and stare at it in anticipation like the strange little freak he is.
Well it's been a few years. I keep the bathroom sink filled when it's out of use because whenever it's empty he gets upset. I have learned to live around this
Tonight he didn't get to watch the bathtub drain because he was playing with a can downstairs. By the time he was done the bath was empty and I was getting dressed.
And so he began to scratch.
"No", I told myself. "I just got dry. I am not turning the shower on now. Not this time."
I saw him stop. Look back at me. Then resume scratching.
I left to throw my towel in the laundry.
Then I came back.
And I heard a plop.
My friends. Family. Compatriots.
I pulled back the curtain to find my son dropping STEAMING HOT LOGS in my MOTHER FUCKING BATHTUB
What the absolute FUCK
idk bitter reunions au i guess
Companies that rushed to replace human labor with AI are now shelling out to have IRL workers to fix the technology's screwups.
Delicious. We love to see it.
@ralfmaximus
Ultimately, she spent 20 hours redoing the copy from scratch — and with her $100-per-hour rate, that meant her client was shelling out $2,000 for copy that likely would have ended up being far cheaper had a human just written it in the first place.
I love stories like this.
Get peer reviewed!
Daniel Masters AU doodles
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learning a new instrument from a single teacher is so funny bc that's your point of reference for a while until you start branching out a little. was talking to a specialist in irish music history about my early irish harp lessons and i was like "it's a good thing i have strong fingernails so i don't have to get acrylics to play" and he was like "you're playing with your fingernails?" and i was like "yeah my teacher said that's how you play" and he was like "that's how irish harp players used to play like 1,000 years ago. i don't know anyone who plays with their fingernails now. even in the 1700s at a harp festival we have record of just one guy playing with his fingernails."
i guess he can't say no one is playing like this anymore bc at least my teacher is but this is why when ur new to something u can't walk around assuming you have all the facts. thought i was learning harp like usual meanwhile my teacher is an extremely dedicated medieval reenactor.
Most 'out of left field' way to discover someone is a vampire
Did you know that AO3 allows fics with homicide in them? There’s a whole tag for Major Character Death and even more tags so you can find exactly what kind of character death you want to read.
Don’t they know that murder is illegal? You just know there are a bunch of homicidal maniacs out there who love to read those stories. They write them, too, in between killing people.
Anyone can read the stories on AO3! Kids can read them! They’re getting exposed to stabbing, poisoning, even guns! And they’re writing the heroes doing the killing, too! That’s basically telling kids it’s okay to go out and murder their families. It’s promoting violence and encouraging homicide and if we don’t do something about it soon, you’ll be murdered next!
The devil came to my house and tried to burn it down, which is why this post exists in the first place.
I saw Goody OP writing darkfic with the devil.
did you know that you can increase the quality of your quesadilla by adding seasoning
did you know that you can decrease the quality of your quesadilla by making a tumblr post while it's cooking and burning it
these types of tweets make me feel like a celebrity who has fake death announcement every two weeks
New airplanes should be built with one seat in the very back in a little closet with a lockable reinforced door. It's called the Brig. Flying in the Brig seat is a miserable experience, dark with uncomfortable seating and Bathroom Smell from nearby.
However.
The price of the Brig seat is one third of the price of the cheapest ticket on the plane. And if someone on the plane gets rowdy and pitches a fit, they get restrained and sent to the Brig so that nobody has to Turn This Plane Around. And if you're flying Brig, you get their seat.
I can't decide if I'm a genius or if I just invented the Torment Nexus (Travel Edition).
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Not enough people know about wireless-fireless
Not enough of you were reading ComicJK, a minor webcomic from the late 2000s whose last update was during the 2012 election
this post made me look up the actual answer
and THERE FUCKING ISN'T ONE
they MADE IT THE FUCK UP! sure the "Wi" was probably suggested for "wireless" but the fucking FI means jack shit!!!! they just wanted to copy "Hi-Fi"!!!!!!
Hit me up on the wireless Fi
and the fi in hi-fi meant "fidelity" so it's like "this is highly faithful to the real sound" so wi-fi ought to mean "fidelity but without wires" but to us the fi feels short for "filament" and implies aetheric threads connecting all of our hardware in one dysfunctional community
We were talking about atla the other day and someone mentioned a fanfic they read and one of my friends said that they dont approve of fanfic of atla because theyre children.
And i was like "not all fanfic is sexual."
"Yeah, suuuuuure."
And its like.... fanific is not my preferred way to interact with media but even I know that:
1. not all fanfic is about sex.
2. Underage persons write fanfiction and they should be allowed to interact in Fandom this way.
3. Even if it was all sexual, they are not real people. They are fictional.
Can't believe im saying this in 2026 but literally if it makes you uncomfortable, dont read that.
sometimes i get weirdly anxious about the fact that thousands of years of evolution have led to my specific bloodline and it will almost certainly be ending with me. but then i remember the same is true of like every fly that dies in a drink before it gets the chance to reproduce so like. who am i to get all precious about the concept of bloodlines really. who give a shit. my ancestors arent any better than that flys ancestors.
in hindsight sending the number one digit at a time created the funniest half second of either of our lives
I dont expect to change the minds of bigots, but I do expect people within my own damn community to listen when I say that there are nonsexualized versions of the things that I do.
I feel like a certain amount of queer persons have fallen for the propaganda that our existence is inherently sexual, so anything that is even remotely sexual (as identified by a needlessly puritanical culture) is factually for sexual gratification in some way.
One of our event coordinators wants to do a live art session with nude models that are trans, and I was explaining to a friend that the hard part was finding a venue willing to host it. She assumed that the person coordinating was going to be a model and that this was an exhibitionist thing.
Like ... no? He's a talented artist who wants to give opportunities to trans persons.
People think our nature programs are about hookup culture. I would simply like a group of birders that is not going to put me in exile for mentioning my wife.
The bellydancing is not about sex. It is just fun for me. I enjoy it in a nonsexual way. And also like... if it was, would it be hurting anyone?
Yall. Calm down.
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Spoilers but not really:
Regardless if you liked or disliked the movie (I personally loved it, honestly a solid 8.5/10), we can ALL agree the anti spoiler message at the beginning was PEAK
Responding this screenshot, yknow, cause, yknow.
