don't worry! i can fix it!

well maybe you should blearily wake up at 5:08 in the pre-dawn light and find the sleeping soft tiny mammal body of your cat just inches from your head like a miracle too beautiful for speech, and you should rustle one hand out from your blankets to rub fingertip circles across the warm eggshell dome of her little velvet-wrapped skull and on the bristly patches just where the cups of her ears begin, and as she inclines her head into your fingers and purrs without ever opening her little eyes you should feel a love so tender that you understand how that love could have reached out from the fireside into the inky spangled nights long gone to reach her, and then you'll feel better

[Image ID: Tumblr tag from hotTubSharts reading: and then maybe she'll wake you again at 6 to the sound of her puking on the floor. maybe /End ID]

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

@lilybug-02

Happy Be Nice to Bugs Day everyone. This is a very important day. ❤️☝️ go out and find a bug for me please!

never know what to do with myself when i finish watching a movie. i cant just go back to what i was doing before bro i just had my mind permanently altered by cinema. i should have movie aftercare i should be sitting with the directors having my needs tended to as i process what i just experienced.

Metaphor Refantazio gets points for having the character who’s like “nooo we can’t kill the evil villain! maybe we can reason with him!” meet said villain and immediately be like, “oh no actually I need that fucker dead.”

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