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"Here Comes the Sun" by Carla Torres

This mural is in my neighborhood, on the side of a Dominican bakery. I love it so much.

#Washington Heights #upper Manhattan #NYC #other people's art #my photography

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reaper-dog-deactivated20230729

yes actually that is a knife in my pocket i am not happy to see you at all.

nobrashfestivity

Bill Traylor, Animals

#today i am that horse

bulbabutt

i don't know the etiquette for posting other peoples tiktoks but the delivery of this punchline hit me like a FUCKING TRUCK please

NikhilClayton <- you should follow this guy on tiktok he's fucking hilarious

brightlotusmoon

ekjohnston

The closing stinger is ART.

#well done

kissycat

Has anyone noticed that translating poetry is not easy

kissycat

It's kind of like if you were in unrequited love with the crossword puzzle

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elokitties

walking into the pissing me off factory then being surprised when I get pissed off

songthecloudsings

Walking into the pissing me off factory then being surprised when you see me on shift.

#I'm employee of the month AGAIN

apolladay

Do you address yourself by name to encourage or chastise, and if so, how often? Examples: - "C'mon [Name], you can do this!" - "Well, you really screwed it this time [Name]."

Yes, I do this often.

Yes, I do this occasionally.

Yes, but I rarely do this.

No, I never do this.

Remaining time: 6 days 16 hours

#I don't really have any name that feels like mine #so #no

beemovieerotica

#aspirational #also very hard to tag #I think what’s most fitting is #joie de vivre #bread #cheese #knightcore #animals #rats #<-prev may I suggest #carcuterie?

tenebrobscuro

The first simulated image of a black hole was calculated with an IBM 7040 computer using 1960 punch cards and hand-plotted by French astrophysicist Jean-Pierre Luminet in 1978.

str-ngeloop

the romance of hand-plotting. this guy looked at the numbers and drew each of those dots manually, and the image emerged. we can only imagine how he felt

#ooooh

Every so often, something happens that reminds me that we are primates, and not terribly smart. I was walking earlier, wearing a tank top and shorts, and starting to get sweaty. I stopped at a light where no one was around and, believing myself unobserved, put my hands on my hips to air out my armpits.

A guy drove by and saw me standing there, apparently power-posing on an empty street, and was so [confused/intimidated/frightened/aroused (unclear)] by it that he nearly drove his van into a parked car.

A good reminder that if you think you can read people's body language and intention, no you can't.

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I'm not much of an astrology girlie (gender neutral), but I'm hearing a lot about this powerful New Moon in Cancer tomorrow, and I can't help but think that would be the perfect time for a massive, massive crab rave.

leporellian

Fuck it. Opera dashboard simulator

🐲 fafner Follow

hey whichever one of you left a tenor with a sword outside my lair can you come get him like i guess he's kind of fun to watch on the doorbell cam but he won't shut the fuck up

#i did not kill my brother and morph into a dragon to deal with this shit man

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I need to vent to you guys about something that happened to me sorry

(warning: child kidnapping/death, burning, etc)

🍭 rosinethegingerbreadwitch Follow

You know you can use roasted baby in a lot of really good recipes if you want to salvage the situation

🦉 troubadoursma Follow

What the fuck

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🦜 dervogel-fanger Follow

i think i'm getting desperate lol are any of my mutuals single and fem-identifying and down for a committed relationship? if your special interest is birds too that's a big plus. dm me if interested

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🌞 suntemple-official Follow

I'm gonna be real we've been kind of hatefollowing that vogelfanger acct for a while and we're losing it over his recent posts... 'are any of my mutuals single' DO YOU HEAR YOURSELFFF - Mod S

🌌 star-blazing-queen Follow

(unblocking you just to talk about this sorry) FOR REAL i get commissions from him so i have to follow him but he's so fucking annoying like just die already dude please

🌞 suntemple-official Follow

No offense I thought you were the worst user on this site but then I saw him and thought Actually no she's not that bad - Mod S

🦜 dervogel-fanger Follow

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🛡️ herodsoldier54 Follow

the one day i skip work and its the day our boss's stepdaughter went insane stripped for him and then made out with a decapitated head in front of everybody 😭😭😭😭

#my coworkers had to kill her and everything?????

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🌺 la-tosca Follow

RUNNING FROM THE COPS WITH MY HOT PAINTER BOYFRIEND AMA

🌺 la-tosca Follow

THEY FUCKING KILLED HIM

🌺 la-tosca Follow

GUESS I'M GONNA HAVE TO KILL SC*RPIA AGAIN IN THE AFTERLIFE LOL????? SEE YOU GUYS IN LIKE 15 MIN I THINK

#PRETTY SURE THEY HAVE WIFI THERE. I THINK #ALSO HOW PAINFUL IS JUMPING OFF A BUILDING. RESPOND FAST PLEASE

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The legal system here is so shit I'm gonna have to hire my fucking ex to be my lawyer. Fucking hate living in Seville man

#marcy speaks #also my ex really hates the defendant which i guess is really funny #for some reason they kind of look a little alike??? if you squint

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kids these days dont know anything about online safety

🎇 wotanswilddaughter Follow

Bro isnt your url just your real name

🦢 lohengrin Follow

You didnt see that .

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💃 lahabanera Follow

Here can you guys fill this out for me stat

which dude should i spend the night w/

some soldier dude

hot bullfighter chad

Voting ended onDec 7, 2023

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🌊 sentaaaaa Follow

I want that ghost man carnally

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🐇 ilcatalogoilquesto Follow

So fucking tired of my terrible boss/roommate/crush maybe?/abuser hes being so fucking annoying rn. Wish i didnt have to deal with him

🐇 ilcatalogoilquesto Follow

Nvm

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prokopetz

Arthurian knight kink, by which I mean our RP scene must be prefaced with a lengthy apologetics establishing that it totally happened exactly like this and any other chronicler who tells it differently is full of shit.

prokopetz

I'm going to need you to approach me three times in a series of increasingly flimsy disguises by which I will be utterly fooled, each time asking me one of these five riddles, and you have to act like you're genuinely mad when I get the answers wrong. I can't get it up if the scorn isn't sincere.

#kinda into this ngl

cyanocittae

my friend keeps sending the groupchat voice notes of her eating bussy and calling it "asmr"..... bro go study for your physics exam 😭

cyanocittae

hi sorry uh. incredible miscommunication on my part lmfao.

my bad yall

#oh. I see.

red-garden

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

#this post took me a minute to parse #because to my millennial brain the default meaning of “use phone” is to make a call #<-makes total sense to me prev #“using your phone” is making a call #what I am doing right now is called “playing on my phone”

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heartzforstar

mutuals. you can always dm. if we're mutuals it's for a reason i LIKE YOU!!!! i think you're cool

#same!#will I receive the message?#that's up to Tumblr #but I'll be happy if I do!

batmanisagatewaydrug

Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.

that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?

batmanisagatewaydrug

hey anon

please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation

#oh no

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