*skateboards into hell*

Does free will exist?

yeah

Starter Pokémon in Ohio

Hey man, whatever lorems your ipsum

cmon child safety lid you know it's me

Richard Nixon once called in staff to help him open an allergy-pill bottle. It was the childproof type of bottle, with instructions saying “Press down while turning.” The cap had teeth marks on it where Nixon had apparently tried to gnaw it open

I-,,,,,,,,,I'm being gaslight by nonexistent movie

[ID: High-quality gifs of Gerard Way performing while dressed as Joan of Arc. They sing and lift a hand in the first gif, then lower their arm and breathe heavily in the next two. End ID]

How are turkey skin and bones not safe? Please elaborate.

Dunno about skin, but Turkey bones, and avian bones in general, are really easy to shatter. If a dog eats said shards, it could tear up their insides.

Important for all pet users!!

The skin is very fatty and can lead to diarrhea, vomiting, and/or pancreatitis. Pancreatitis can lead to a very expensive hospital stay, and is quite painful. When in doubt, best not to feed human food.

Important PSA for this (and every) holiday season! As someone with dogs and cats in her life, both of these are nice to have on hand!

squeak only when squoken to