Heh. Ok, I'll bite. *attacks you like a mountain lion*

matthew’s gonna casually date some girl he met at an amusement park because she made him laugh about some super popular tv show everyone watches and declan’s gonna be like [businesslike declanism voice] “what is your endgame goal for this relationship” and ronan’s gonna be like [i don’t understand casual relationships voice] “so you’re gonna marry her right” and matthew’s gonna be like [beleaguered angel brother at the end of his patience voice] “have either of you ever considered being a normal fucking human being”

bisexuals will see someone in period clothes and be like yes

i love video essay youtubers . i mean like i dont care about the individual i just like to listen to hours long tearing apart and analysis of media while i draw

blue is that girl who when u ask for relationship advice says ‘fuck all men !! dump his ass’ and then goes home to her man like she does everyday

the raven cycle is so funny if you’ve read call down the hawk. its like “unknowable” this, “repressed” that. bro declan’s in the attic as we speak. you wanna talk about unknowable?